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  • Minty arse lard
  • geoffj
    Full Member

    Any of the new fangled options nicer?

    D0NK
    Full Member

    Not tried it but wish I’d got one of these for my 80mile drop bag at keilder. I did see one in someone elses and was very very jealous.

    Can’t beleive I just admitted to chamois cream envy on a public forum.

    pedalhead
    Free Member

    crikey, just don’t keep it in the same pocket as your gels!

    Diane
    Free Member

    Udderly smooth is better 😀

    Shibboleth
    Free Member

    Big fan of the Assos Minty Arse Lard here…

    It feels like Keira Knightly sucking an extra strong mint then blowing gently on yer barse. Magic.

    big_scot_nanny
    Full Member

    second Assos stuff. Although i cannot put into words as eloquently as Shibboleth, I will say it helps stop my taint form nipping!

    Kev

    TrevorB
    Full Member

    I prefer this to the new style Assos cream: Century
    It smells a little strange, but lasts longer.

    Rorschach
    Free Member

    I’m quite taken with me paceline eurostyle chamois butt’r….mmm tingly.
    Shibboleth-you made me spit me tea all over the chuffin’ keyboard ya funny fecka.

    pedalhead
    Free Member

    I’m yet to find any decent arse lard that doesn’t get washed away when wet. Anything out there that doesn’t need reapplying every 30 minutes in the wet?

    grtdkad
    Full Member

    Assos Cream here. And all the happier now with the Ms Knightley image…

    Hairychested
    Free Member

    If she blew on mine there’d be no cycling 😛

    simondbarnes
    Full Member

    Chamois Butt’r is very good.

    Shibboleth
    Free Member

    Hairychested – Member

    If she blew on mine there’d be no cycling

    And she wouldn’t be sucking no extra strong mint… 😉

    winterfold
    Free Member

    “It feels like Keira Knightly sucking an extra strong mint then blowing gently on yer barse. Magic. “

    Now that’s funny. Assos should use it* as their new slogan.

    Sponsored by You. **** off.

    (* although I thought of Miss Assos rather than Keira )

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