Booked myself in for a sports massage for £ 25 and got well, more than I bargained for!

Anyone else ever had such a carry on on a school night?

Are you saying you are now missing some fluids?

girl or guy…. and adress ,thanks 😉

I am a guy, it was a girl (I think) missing fluids yes 😆

How long are you in Bangkok for?

blowjob?

Everyone enjoys a happy ending.

I’m a bit concerned about it being on a school night. I hope she had time to get her homework done.

spill the beans 😉

spill the beans

A+

WTF?

It was Carrickfergus, bangkok, well actually I did

You mean you got a free sauna?

wow you paid for sex i am really impressed.

well at least it was a girl then….sure it wasnt a special “sports” center you were at?

I did. I got an invite to my masseuse’s 40th birthday party 🙂

well at least it was a girl then

As far as he knows, it was Bangkok after all, there will always that seed of doubt that it may have been a ladyboy. 😉

What STD did you get then?

girl or guy…. and adress ,thanks

Bikerbruce ain’t fussy about gender although he’s more anal about costume 😉

I am a guy, it was a girl (I think) missing fluids yes

Ah, you went for the bulemic special? It’s always easier to get someone else to stick two fingers down your throat.

Are you 15 and have been spending too much time alone in your bedroom on the internet?

I am laughing at the irony of little fat Pete getting a sports massage

Mate of mine used to work for trading standards in Edinburgh. One of his favourite jobs was going in to the many saunas in the city and prosecuting them for not having a sauna.

Ooh this happened on Curb Your Enthusiasm

Mate of mine used to work for trading standards in Edinburgh. One of his favourite jobs was going in to the many saunas in the city and prosecuting them for not having a sauna.

I imagine you’re really chuffed with yourself for coming up with that one, aren’t you?