1. Out of Victoria station, and turn left towards the (old) Urbis building.
2. Aim for Selfridges, passing it on the left.
3. Cross Market St, and head along Cross Street.
4. At Albert Square, turn left and ride alongside the Town Hall.
5. At the next lights (end of the Town Hall building) turn right – there is a little cycle path through St Peter’s Square, spitting you out opposite the Midland Hotel.
6. Cross the road (Peter Street) and ride alongside the tram tracks beside the hotel.
7. Continue along Mosely St between Manchester Central and the Bridgewater Hall.
8. Cut through the B’water Hall car park onto Great Bridgewater Street, emerging opposite the Jury’s Inn.
9. Cross the road and turn left along the pavement at the side of the office building to the left of the Jury’s (Eversheds – my old employer).
10. At the end of the Eversheds building, before you reach the Rain Bar, turn right and head down the steps to the canal.
11. Turn right and then across the little footbridge before turning right and heading along the side of the canal.
Flick a two fingered salute at Eversheds for me, would you?