Man ‘marries’ his dog in sunset ceremony – but assures guests ‘it’s not sexual’

A self-described ‘religious guy,’ he said he could no longer stand the guilt of living with the canine cutie out of wedlock.

‘She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes.’

..why couldn’t he find himself a nice sheep like any other normal Australian?

I see the bride was permitted to invite her girlfriends. Did they play “fetch” with the bouquet?