Looks like you’ve been taken over, overnight.

You can have our access laws but you’ve got to eat a mars bar deep fried in irn bru batter first.

Yep, I’ll do it!

Sounds like a good deal to me.

st andrews day innit.

It’s the Stewarts scenario all over again, maybe Call Me Dave and Toady Salmond are about to come out of the closet?

Its one of a rogue batch of union flags where some of the dye fades if the weather gets a bit dreich.

I’m amazed they still fly the Union Flag, surely that might upset someone somewhere?

So if you subtract the one on the right from the one on the left, apparently we’ll get this:

I prefer this though

I was expecting this because Dave had made a good decision:

I was hoping it might be a drone.

Nice to see quite a few Saltires flying down south today. Happy St Andrews Day!!!

Google’s header today was a heraldic lion sniffing a thistle.

Good to see that flying the Saltire isn’t greeted with the same BS that accompanies the flying of other British flags from public buildings. Oh and Happy Birthday Wiston Churchill!

As Stephen Fry suggested Mr Cameron may have vacated No 10 to take up a new residence, the postal address is flat 5 of Rupert Murdoch’s oxo tower