Im down in that there London end of the month,

Being from the frozen north what clothes should I bring?

Will I need t-shirts and shorts?

Or just stick with my duvet jacket?

Chemical warfare suit.

you’ll need to really protect yourself against people and conditions. Elfinsafety.

😀

They’re all coming here cos they love it…

It’s getting a bit chillier now, finally. Bin almost tropical last couple of months, hardly had the heating on at all.

My heating’s broken. Hasn’t bothered me so far. Might do in a few weeks though…….

God I hadn’t thought of that, protection from the elf.

What form might that take, earplugs? What?

baseball bat

These:

Take these too..

Bloody hell how many of you coming here!
What part of London you dropping into?

Space suit

Or

Both seem very popular in that london.

baseball bat

You could try.

I’ll just shoot you…

i’ll do a good knee capping service

Bloody hell how many of you coming here!
What part of London you dropping into?

Er, London. What do you mean where? I just ask when I get off the plane, no?

I’ll be in hammersmith at some point. That’s about all I know at the moment…

Bregante, I already have a passing resemblance to the latter so me be that’s the look 😀

Bikebuoy: believe me that would not be a good look on me. Besides I don’t have a fixie..

Nice muffs though.

They’re all coming here cos they love it…

Sorry Elf, I really don’t I’m afraid. Far too many people. I’m just a simple country loon really.if I can hear sheep or cows I feel nervous…

I’ll be staying with the Canadian, do you know him?

A bit foggy innit?