When one slowly pulls out a large piece of earwax in one delicious rubbery piece.

No longer deaf in left ear now 🙂

Also are you absolutely sure it was ear wax?

When a fart unexpectedly comes out frontwards and tickles your balls.

This thread isnt about nbt is it?

When a fart unexpectedly comes out frontwards and tickles your balls.

Ah yes. Lovely.
Also the sound and smell of farting in the bath.

Blue Tits. And silence.

My gentleman sausage says my wife!

stick one of those shiny things grahams posted on the end and watch her smile…

Morning cup of tea with ginger biscuits.

Door to door Taxi service.

Doing sums, slowly, on these.

Lovely.

“Little things that give great satisfaction.” That’s what Mrs Gordimhor said. 🙂

Wow Curta! Divine engineering 🙂

Henry,my Henry in particular,obviously

Twiddling an ear bud (carefully) around my ear holes….

Staying in bed the extra few mins in a morning when I get second shower…

When you feel a little avalanche of earwax unexpectedly breaking away.

A lot of ear picking love on here?

Is it too schmaltzy to say my kids? **** it it’s better that than bloody ear-wax!

5 – 10 minutes of peace in the loo for a really good dump, whilst reading this forum

When you draw an ace with the first wipe!

The hair in ones nostrils freezing on a cold morning

When you draw an ace with the first wipe!

A Royal Flush.