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  • Lightside – Warning: Mountain Bicycle Content!
  • GlitterGary
    Free Member

    Does anyone actually ride a mountain bike on here?

    R.lepecha
    Full Member

    I’m beginning to wonder than too. A lot of people have also got new mountain bikes, although they probably never use them as almost everyone has converted to the darkside.

    speckledbob
    Free Member

    Ive got 2 mountain bikes, but i’m starting to want a road bike. Help me

    GlitterGary
    Free Member

    There is no help available. Just don’t, please.

    It could be a kid’s face next time.

    speckledbob
    Free Member

    Yes. I must think of the children.

    PJM1974
    Free Member

    I have a mountain bike, but it’s got gears, suspension and comes from a mainstream manufacturer.

    Hang on a minute…have I just jumped on a new niche?

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    What nu-category should my BMX be then?

    GlitterGary
    Free Member

    BMX’s are allowed in mtb, as they can be ridden off road, and were originally designed to do so.

    That, and they are fun.

    Road bikes just aren’t.
    🙂

    yunki
    Free Member

    Whatever happened to ATBs ?

    GlitterGary
    Free Member

    Good point. What did happen to ATB’s?

    I blame CRC and their delivery times of one, maybe two days.

    PJM1974
    Free Member

    I blame Orange 5s.

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member
    GlitterGary
    Free Member

    Is that a patch of nettles, rocketdog?

    I hope you made it out alive…

    davidtaylforth
    Free Member

    I’ve got a mountain bike, but I ride it on the road.
    I’ve got a road bike which I ride off road through Grizedale forest.
    I usually ride my bmx across football pitches and other grassy playing fields.

    Has your mind melted yet?!?!

    GlitterGary
    Free Member

    Maximum respect, ayeet.

    muppetWrangler
    Free Member

    Some road bikes.

    daznal
    Free Member

    Ive got a mountain bike that i ride off road,a car that i drive on the road and a van.How niche am i?

    GlitterGary
    Free Member

    Like a niche paradox.

    Did that bloke on the racer not see the massive muddy puddle or something?

    AND, where are their helmets?

    THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

    TurnerGuy
    Free Member

    Ive got 2 mountain bikes, but i’m starting to want a road bike. Help me

    You are succumbing to peer-group pressure from this forum – people ducking out to a road bike because it is easier to ride one fast than it is to ride a mountain bike fast – which requires a higher degree of fitness.

    davidtaylforth
    Free Member

    You are succumbing to peer-group pressure from this forum – people ducking out to a road bike because it is easier to ride one fast than it is to ride a mountain bike fast – which requires a higher degree of fitness.

    Depends where you ride it. If its through Grizedale Forest like I do, then its harder to ride a road bike fast. Still good fun overtaking all the trail centre warriors on their 6inch travel mtb’s though.

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    I have;
    3 mountainbikes
    3 road bikes
    2 bikes in bits
    And, to paraphrase Glee, 2 that arne’t versatile, they’re just bisexual!

    muppetWrangler
    Free Member

    You are succumbing to peer-group pressure from this forum – people ducking out to a road bike because it is easier to ride one fast than it is to ride a mountain bike fast – which requires a higher degree of fitness.

    Do you see more fat mountain bikers or roadies?

    thebunk
    Full Member

    thisisnotaspoon – Member
    I have;
    3 mountainbikes
    3 road bikes
    2 bikes in bits

    thisisnotaspoon, yesterday, in defence of overbiked commuters:

    HAHAHAHHAAAAAAA

    LETS ALL LAUGH ATT HE POOR PEOPLE WHO ONLY HAVE ONE BIKE

    Don’t they know you’re only allowed to commute on a flat bared road bike and the maximum allowable groupset is 105?

    There’s me thinking that you were a genuine, one biked hardy soul, the stuff of myths, when men were men, and women were Melinda Messenger.

    Uncroyable, as the roadies would say.

    steve_b77
    Free Member

    I’m ok then my commuter is a flat barred road bike with 105 groupset. Phew glad I got away with that one 😆

    My mountain bike on the other hand lives in the Kitchen

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    Haha, you need to re-tune your irony detection radar!

    On the other hand my entire fleet/shed/hareem/flock probably cost less than the shocker mentioned in the other thread, and I only bought my first £1000+ bike a fortnight ago.

    But I do have a dedicated bike for commuting.

    TurnerGuy
    Free Member

    Do you see more fat mountain bikers or roadies?

    I see quite a few for both types of bike, but how many of those mtber are out there riding xc?

    GlitterGary
    Free Member

    Fat people have more fun.

    RealMan
    Free Member

    GlitterGary
    Free Member

    See – Even roadies can have fun! 😀

    MentalMickey
    Free Member

    I live in an area with too much traffic for my liking but some woods to mess about in, the darkside is not an attractive option as I don’t see holding traffic up as much fun.

    On a visit to Dorset last year, I did get the feeling with all those lovely rolling hills and chocolate box villages that areas like that are a bit of a ‘road bikers nirvana’, if I lived somewhere like that I’d be tempted. 😉

    muppetWrangler
    Free Member

    Glad to see fat lampre fan making an appearance.

    takisawa2
    Full Member

    Oh FFS, alright…alright, I’d had a big lunch ok.
    And its just water retention.

    And I didnt know RealMan had his camera.
    Can folk stop plasetering my pic on the webternet.

    themanfromdelmonte
    Free Member

    Perhaps those turning to the Darkside have heard about the UNLIMITED POWER!

    I have one bike, it’s a mountain bike. I ride it on roads, to get to the woods.

    Why are my squad of clones pointing their guns at me?

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