When the oil light on your car comes on, it DOES NOT mean "keep driving til you find a petrol station then top up the oil" !!!

That was an expensive lesson 🙁

(For those who don't know, it means "your oil pump has failed – your engine has 10 seconds to live at this speed")

This reminds me of that Baz Luhrmann tune from a while back.

So in deference to that, wear sunscreen.

Keep it up

(Whatever 'it' might be) 😉

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

sst: on my mini when the red light came on, if you revved the t1ts off it, the light went out!

Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission
always strikes me as incredibly selfish.

true. But Authority has no imagination and must be Challenged by doing things They say you shouldn't. Like cycling on public footpaths. 🙂

one cuts, one chooses, useful for sharing Mars bars

Either lead, follow or get out of the way..

Better to light one candle than complain of the dark.

Death is natures way of saying you have failed.

ask not why, ask why not.

Farting in a lift is wrong.

On so many levels.

tight is tight, but bust is buggered.

a wise man pisses when he can, the fool pisses when he needs to.

too much, is never enough

Infinite development of the candle would never have equalled the lightbulb.

If you stand by people who are depressed, struggling and have their back against the wall, as soon as their lives are better and they feel good about life again (no longer depressed or desperate) – they will tell you your friendship was a waste of their valuable time, that you are a reminder of how bad they felt about themselves and they don't want that memory and then they will walk away and never bother to speak to you again.

Happened 3 times so far 🙁
Life lesson: Friendship for many people is only a concept, self is all.

Two ears, one mouth. Use them in the same proportions.

Midnighthour – so you've met my Ex as well then? 😆

Midnighthour: Reciprocity is good, but Altruism is better.

Live in moderation.

Whatever goes around comes around. i.e. kamma.

😛

It'll do.

bash on