look Ive been shopping and had a few beers but I swear blind somewhere on this forum I saw an article about the best way to save/keep lettuce…it mentioned bags of lettuce and how to keep whole lettuce longer(cant you tell ive had a few glasses of falling down water.) anyway HELP..ive got a friggin big lettuce in the kitchen rarin to go off on me please get me out of the deep and smelly

Eat it.

wear it like a hat, lettuce thrives on attention.

Don't forget the lettuce upgrade for your laptop, it's not as good as the carrot upgrade though.

Was half price at only £20 for the lettuce upgrade though

I asked for this shit didnt I?

keefus – Member
I asked for this shit didnt I?

Yep

Lettuce pray.

is it a cos or iceburg lettuce? as they need different treatment….

MrNutt – Member
wear it like a hat, lettuce thrives on attention.

Man, that's really funny 😀

Are we back to badly packed kebabs already…

knock knock

whos there?

lettuce in and youll find out.

there is a tool that converts lettuce to a convenient morsel that wont dry out or go soggy.
errrrr
cant remembe what its called or where you can get one.

looks like this though

serious answer, cold (normal fridge temp is too cold) dark place in damp newspaper

Lettuce soup.

A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear.
"That looks nasty," says the doctor.
"Nasty?!?" replies the man, "this is just the tip of the iceberg."

lol…you people
serious answer- tumble dry for 10mins high heat then store next to an onion in yer fridge

let it go off, dry it out and pack yer bong with it. nothing like a lettuce headrush.

Friends advice to keep them fresh is to put them in black bag
also applies for any vegetables.
But put small holes in the bag.

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/bags-of-salad-how-do-you-make-them-last-longer