Real life can be boring, so….

I’m the one standing…

Is the headset included with the frame?

Do you want cheese with that?

Do I need a crown race?

Well, she looks impressed.

Or amused.

I’m the one sitting 😉

“look! This tunnel comes up in the gents! Hang on a minute! Quick! Get back down the ladder, I need to get this shut! HURRY UP!

I always wanted to be a lower trouser leg model. I look after my shoes though and can put a single crease in my trousers.

My house:

I’m with samurai… there is a woeful lack of basic shoe maintenance going on there.

The blind/wall paint shade combo could do with more attention, also.

Look at the Elephant!

My road trip.

Are you Natalie Cole?

The ladies love it, Dezzie.

My groupies, Albania:

Took hours to satisfy them all. 😀

Me and Hora on our holibobs

Facial from a Giant!

that’s no Giant.

So, yesterday, I was out walking my husky, when…

So, I’m halfway through my road trip and I’m down to my last 5 original Pringles, when I come on two unfortunate strangers with car trouble…

I got a bit carried away with my shed project,but I think it turned out rather well.

Nicely worded camo16… 😯

My über commitment to STW ethics is finally sated and I get a few months’ wood supply for my niche log burner:

I’m so excited I rush out to find Molly. At last, I see him in the distance:

😉

When my GF looks at my browser history:

Drugs are good hmmmmkay?

This salad is hilarious:

I made my commute more fun when I built this jump.

There I was, walking along minding my own business and admiring the clouds when all of a sudden…

so i was at my office being a young business man at a table

when an annoying hipster came into my office

he was a bit of a weirdo who had a thing for shoes

which would’ve been fine but they always smelt

with gertrude from accounts trying to tempt me

colleagues like mark

calamity dave

and an office full of phrases like ‘ringfencing the unicorn’ and ‘shooting the goldfish’

i figured it was time to get out of there

got a problem with that??

Well done Phil 😆

well done, but i killed the thread 🙁

..threads

I’ll just chill for the weekend on my yacht…..

That’s not a yacht, it’s a dingy.

Here is my yacht:

Think I’ll spend the afternoon in my modest liner, sniggering at ampthill and footflaps in their little boats, and wondering which one out of the 100s of possible bedrooms I’ll choose tonight.

I’m going hunting for a camo16:

So am I

Unfortunately for you, JEngledow, I’ve got a few of these:

I hear some the STW posse is chasing my liner, and I’m all, like,

Until I remember my famous upside-down helicopter escape move:

Feeling slightly inadequate.

If it not got sails its just a

For a quick get away from zokes I’ll head off in this

Stock photos with no watermarks…