Assuming health issues waived and my body doesn’t self-combust from eating these:

Breakfast properly cooked kipper

Lunch a homemade Cornish pastie

Dinner Beef Wellington

*Edit:

Clarification, by roast chicken dinner I mean –

Half a roasted home-reared fat bird
Roasted tats (goose fat naturally) pre-marinaded with garlic and fresh lemon juice
Steamed savoy cabbage
Roasted brocolli, baby carrots and parsnips
Sprouts with chestnuts
The Best Gravy Known To Me
Paxo philistine-grade sage and onion stuffing made with butter of course
American-style mustard
My home-made breek sauce (brie+leek)

Dessert – rhubarb and apple crumble w/custard

Oh and I forgot roasted parsnips. Of course.

Breakfast – Eggs Benedict, OJ and a Latte (in a mug not a stupid glass)

Lunch – Ploughmans – plenty of ham and cheese, no blue or smelly stuff though. Decent pint of real ale.

Dinner – Medium / Rare Fillet Steak, chips, peas and peppercorn sauce, washed down with a full bodied red. Salivating now!

A line of the finest cocaine and a glass of champagne

Two Swedish 18 year old hookers and more cocaine and champagne

Steak dinner with wine, followed more cocaine, Single malt (perhaps half a bottle) a montecristo, viagra and some more hookers. Valium before bed.

Hunter S Thompson would be proud.

Fruit,granola,yoghurt,honey,fresh pastries,coffee&juice.
Pasta with a bit of tomato,chilli &prawns.
Tarka dhal,chicken chetinad,sag alloo,the spinach thing who’s name escapes me.&chapatis.

Can I revise my original post, and go with Kudos on this one, but chuck some MDMA in as well?

Food is massively overrated 🙂

Breakfast Mushroom Omelette

Lunch Coffee

Dinner Risotto or Tahka Dhal with basmati, can’t decide.

I like rice.

Can I revise my original post, and go with Kudos on this one, but chuck some MDMA in as well?

Sod it ,me too.