After a pretty bad accident on Saturday, I was on Morphine for two days and now a concotion of Oxycontin, Percocet and Valium. I've also been taking a laxative called Senna and some Milk of Magnesia.
Any other suggestions, I've not pooped since last Saturday morning and I'm starting to get worried.
wheres the picolax thread?
hosepipe up the bum? That should flush it out!
Senna is a stimulant, makes you want to poo. You might want to take something that acts as a softener too(lactulose is readily available but might take a while to work). Movicol is a softener and stimulant and not as harsh as senna.
Keep well hydrated!
Two pomegranates, dried fruit, a coke and a jog; if that doesn't get you moving nothing will. Human blender.
Alternatively try Two double espressos and a rollie?
You might just have to ride it out. Morphine does that to you.
Alternatively, get going with the dried apricots and water and stay close to the bog.
ive got plenty of klean prep if you want it or fleet,soon have yer bowels goin
i didn't poop for days on dihydrocodeine, some of those pills they advertise on telly and another day made the log of logs arrive eventually.
Sounds like it must have been a tremendous accident! Bike related?
When I was in hospital in Japan after breaking my leg skiing, they put me on a steady diet of morphine, with the same consequences as you are experiencing. Prior to the epidural for the tibial pin insertion, a very foxy Japanese nurse gave me a massive manual glycerin enema. Worked a treat.
Prior to the epidural for the tibial pin insertion, a very foxy Japanese nurse gave me a massive manual glycerin enema. Worked a treat.
They probably made a porno out of it as well.
I don't get it - you are on all that and you feel worried?
Prior to the epidural for the tibial pin insertion, a very foxy Japanese nurse gave me a massive manual glycerin enema. Worked a treat.They probably made a porno out of it as well.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/japan-pledges-to-halt-production-of-weirdo-porn-th,2657/
a very foxy Japanese nurse gave me a massive manual glycerin enema. Worked a treat
Really quite a strange remark all-in-all 
Some prunes and a mouthful or two of swimming pool water. 2 days later you will leave the bog.
Ortisan - works gently and doesn't give gripes like Senokot. Available from Waitrose and Holland & Barrett.
Eat lots of All Bran?
This should help...
Any thing codene based=bum cork,try ex lax chockies and drink plenty of water
Plenty of water,to drink, lots of fruit, raw potatoes, or just some dodgy cucumbers from ............, avoid bread and bulking things.
Thanks for the advice guys. Going to try some of the more sensible suggestions. Although the way I feel at the minute the midget with the shop vac might the answer. Anyone got his number?
dont bother with that natural shit, use this stuff, get 2 or 3 down you give it about 4-8 hours and you will go.. http://www.superdrug.com/upset-stomach/superdrug-constipation-relief-20-tablets/invt/95907/?source=179_4
I had a similar problem and i was up all night in a lot of pain!
So at 4am I sat down and drank 10 pints of stella by 8.30 I was flowing nicely! BUT DO NOT DRINK IF YOU ARE ON MORPHINE OR BASED DRUGS AS YOU WILL SLEEP AND NOT WAKE UP! Hope your situation improves.
To confirm what has been said before. mrssteveoath (a GP) says to stop taking the opioid drugs if poss. On the plus side a Glycerol suppository will def unblock you.
BUT DO NOT DRINK IF YOU ARE ON MORPHINE OR BASED DRUGS AS YOU WILL SLEEP AND NOT WAKE UP
they say that but its not really true, just dont drink to much, a few cans of cider and some blue Valium go really down really well.
A litre of orange and passionfruit Tropicana worked for me recently. I heard some bubbling and then realised it was time to dash.
Drop an E, have a cup of coffee and a couple of Marlboro lights.
You'll be taking the Browns to the Superbowl within the hour.
Seriously though, hope you're feeling better soon.
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