It's on telly ATM, the video of them having a party in Saas Fe, Switzerland.
Watching it I realise that this is actually my GF's dream Christmas - tucked away in the mountains in some gorgeous bedecked chalet having a carefree dinner party with Wham, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet and maybe Haircut 100. Followed by a bit of light skiing, a snowball fight and an affair with George Michael.
No wonder Christmas at her mum's is such a let down.
I love that song.
JLS did a cover, no?
An affair with George micheal? Run for the hills buzz she's clearly off her rocker. I wouldn't mind the snow though 
I hate that sodding song, take my advice, if you leave someone on xmas eve, never go back. Especially if its the year before that came out.
So why aren't you taking your Mrs to Saas Fee - I reckon even if Wham are there your still pretty safe from grecian cuckolding.
Best Xmas song there is.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS" (In a hushed voice)
OH FFS you slushy mushy feckers.
OH FFS you slushy mushy feckers.
You're a hard hearted bastard sometimes JY. 
actually I was trying to show you how to use your favourite word 
I was thinking of you not me...as usual you failed to notice me being nice 
*does a micro-flounce*
is a micro flounce more of a wince?
I do like this song. It's like the Coca Cola ad's - it signifies Christmas*
The bit I don't understand is "Tell me baby do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me."
I've seen people I've not seen since school (25+ years) and still recognise them. Is there such a thing as snow induced amnesia?
*I know this is sad but it's true.
George does have a habit of drifting off though. If he'd had a smoke or a sniff there is a fair chance he wouldn't recall the encounter or work out that you were in fact a police officer.
The other bloke out of Wham (Graham?) had the best idea. Shack up with one of Bananarama and spend your life surfing. None of this substance abuse and parking your Range Rover through the window of Snappy Snaps nonsense.
I found out just the other day that Graham from Wham! is shacked up with the delicious Keren Woodward from Bananarama.
She was one of my teen fantasy popettes.
Not fair as Graham looks like Sammy Davis Jr.
Andrew.
Buzz - your girlfriend and I would get on a treat.
You can just tell that none of them can/could ski.
I remember George telling how his hair had got wet during the shoot and colour started to run with all the 'product' he used.
Graham. GRAHAM! it's Andrew. Andrew you should know that, having the same name. Doh, men eh!
Edit; Whoops DD already beat me to it.
Graham. GRAHAM! it's Andrew. Andrew you should know that, having the same name.
Eh? I'm not called Graham.
The name's Wiggly, Graham Wiggly.
Graham?? You may be thinking of Craig, but it's definitely Andrew.
Craig? As in Matt, Luke & Ken?
What about Matt, Luke and Ken from Bros?
Then there's Dirk, Barry, Stig and Nasty.
Ken! Eeeeeee! they were the days!
What was the name of that guy always used to pay the most to be number one in the charts?
Cliff Richard. There is no other explanation.
Or was it Bung Crosby?
Now then, now then, rattle rattle, jewellry, jewellry, the next song is by Showaddywaddy....
Or was it Bung Crosby?
Well played!
I'm on fire tonight!
So why aren't you taking your Mrs to Saas Fee - I reckon even if Wham are there your still pretty safe from grecian cuckolding.
Yknow that would be great and we could wear 80s fashions and everything. But for some reason her folks are coming over.
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