We’re going out at 7:45. Smart do… frock and suit job.

Between now and then we have to.

1) Feed the kid
2) Feed ourselves.
3) Bath the kid, read him a story and get him to bed.
4) Get ourselves ready

So at 5:50 what does she do? She starts painting the bathroom door frame.

No understand.

she wants another baby

Perhaps she's got it into her mind to invite everybody back later for a party in the bathtub?

don't go there, she is a different species.

She's having another baby… in 9 weeks!

More sex needed. Or chocolate. Or both. Or make it easy on yourself with a pair of Jimmy Choo's finest.

She's having another baby… in 9 weeks!

there's your answer then!

there's your answer then!

Indeed it is
They're bloody mad as it gets near to dropping time

She starts painting the bathroom door frame.

Obviously she has the common sense to realise she won't have time to paint the bathroom door.

What's your problem ?

Harry_the_Spider – Member

She's having another baby… in 9 weeks!

Same here! It's called 'nesting' and in its a right pain in the rear!

We are about to get some free loft insulation – what did Mrs T do after this had all been explained?! Found free loft insulation via her rellies in South Wales got them to lift it then me to drive down and pick it up – this 'free' insulation has now cost me £60 and all associated hassle!!!

Defo Nesting mate – don't question it – say nothing – step away from the woman armed with the paint brush (oh! Suggest 'loft conversion' and then run away!!!)

A lady has 3 hormones typically…

Hormone 1 dictates) I need to go shopping..

Hormone 2 dictates) I really neeeed to go in that card shop while out shopping…

Hormone 3 dictates) he's bloody well in for it when he gets home… in fact he's dead !!!!

(Married 29yrs) a born survivor me.. 😉

Ladies of STW. Some insight into the female mind please.

LOL …. not much of that going on 8)

LOL …. not much of that going on

Plenty of 'handlers' tho' 😆

She's been boffing FatSimon all day and is a bit tired.

Harry_the_Spider – She's multi tasking of course!

Steady on there Flashy.

😈

😉

Cpt F – say it with words 🙄

Yes 'nesting' hormones.
We Ladies do very odd things when pregnant.

Did she ask you to paint the door last week though? I find if I ask mr. bunnyhop to do something it won't get done NOW (when I want it), it'll be in a couple of weeks. Sigh.
So quite often we women just end up doing things ourselves.

We Ladies do very odd things when pregnant.

Just when pregnant bunnyhop? 😆

O.K tankslapper, I give in. All the time is the correct answer.
However I, along with alot of the mtbing ladies are tomboys, so may not fit in with the norm.
I am not keen on shopping. Also don't have many shoes for example. 😮

Maybe that's her new craving! Friend recently craved sellotape during pregnancy!! Yes new fresh rolls of sellotape that she could smell and inahel! weird .. having not had a kid and all!!!

I am not keen on shopping. Also don't have many shoes for example.

Really!!!???? 😯

Friend recently craved sellotape during pregnancy!!

Perhaps she was craving the tape of love.