These interviews must be soooo boring for everyone involved. This is how it was meant to go:
KGM – Mr Downey Jr, we’re here to promote your new fillum, Avengers: Yet More. In this exciting new fillum, based on a children’s cartoon buke, you pretend to be a billionaire who dresses up as robot to fight bad people. That’s jolly exciting, isn’t it?
RD – It is. It’s a super fillum.
KGM – Would you recommend that people spend $10 per ticket to see the fillum?
RD – I would. It’s a super fillum.
KGM – Should they also buy popcorn?
RD – Fillums are best with popcorn.
KGM – do you sometimes feel you’re as utterly awesome as the billionaire who dresses up as a robot?
RD – Yup.
KGM Mr Downey Jr, thank you for your time.
RD – next.
These people aren’t interesting, and the films they’re producing aren’t interesting. That pit of not-interestingness can (just possibly) be clambered out of by everyone involved saying something other than what they’re meant to say. Even then, it’s a long shot. Having a flounce when someone asks you to say something interesting is fine, whatever. But you stay at the bottom of the pit of not-interestingness.