We've got 3 cats, all girls, all called Dave, after Papa Lazarous insistence on the name of his many wives.
...not that any cat, ever in the history of cat, has given a shit what it was called...
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Kitten Names, help please.
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Seefor.
Surely it would be Kayfour?A friend had a cat called Steve.
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My first cat was called Zero.
We now have Mushroom and Spook.
Calling the latter in can be a bit embarrassing when our black African neighbour is out and about.
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Call it myface, that way when you call them both in at night can go something along the lines of...
"Myface, Merlin. Come on Myface Merlin."
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Wildlife murdering little *&@%$£?
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Reaper! Fang! Sabre! Astorath!
Get medieval on it's poor kitty ass! (Not literally obviously).
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FredWest
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Guinness
Stella
or a scottish favourite.....fannybaws
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I know somebody who called a cat Fellatio.
How about Pompino then?
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or cunnilingus? that kinda works and could be shortened to cunny or lingus?
My previous cat names have been;
Tiger- not very original, we were kids
Lucky- see above
Pancake- got him on shrove tuesday
Dick Walker- named after a dead fisherman
and presently Punk- was nearly Strummer, after Joe.....which is cooool
EDIT: Forgot one; Gringo....no ideaPosted 2 years ago # -
Hard work naming kittens. A friend's daughter recently named their new arrival "Thursday" for obvious reasons - seems to suit her.
Our last one has a very smelly bum, so he's called Pablo ; Pablo Stinkasso
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Cooking Fat
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Stick with Dave, then when the smart-arse vetinary nurse says
"You do know it's a girl?"
you can say
" You do know it's a cat, with no concept of gender or language..."
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A friend's daughter recently named their new arrival "Thursday" for obvious reasons
We had one called Friday, probably for similar reasons.
Have also had:
Oliver-Doris (girl)
Minstral (as in black and white minstral)
Bob (also girl)
Marc (as in Mk11, also black and white)
Currently have Gordon.Woman in our village has one called HelloCat because that what she says whenever she sees it. GF's neighbour's have one called Moo, black and white again.
Probably heard it before, but I think Sindrum is a good name. When he/she jumps up at people you get to shout 'Down Sindrum' very loudly.
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A friend has a cat called "Macy".
It's grey
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Mine were called - Ripley (was called ralph but just couldnt face owning a cat called ralph) and Kato because it always attacking me. Both are perfectly reasonable names for cat but flee bag, toad and pudding were reasonable substitutes depending circumstance. Mate had one called catapult.
I've now grown out of cat ownership.
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Norman. Always a good,solid name for a pet I think.
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Galore - as in the Bond character.
Orca - if it's a black and white one.
Lunch - if you're living anywhere near foxes.
Pancake - if you're living near a road.
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Lazy but called ours KitKat. Useful for screaming at it because it answers to a yell of Cat.
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Cooking Fat.
it's a spoonerism if you were wondering.
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Last cats were called Ratty, Girlsy and Jonny Caruthers.
Friend had a cat that was tiny so was called Junior, turned out to be the ultimate killing machine. One morning she woke up to utter mayhem in her house, she thought she was being burgled. Junior was fighting a squirrel he had caught. The battle lasted about 10 minutes and the squirrel was dispatched.
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My cat is called Max, but his full name is Maxellton J. Cat the Third. He's not the third he just thinks it makes him sound important. Oh, and the 'J' is short for Judas.
But we only use his full name when he's been naughty .... so quite often what with him being a cat and having no regard of what we think, say or do.
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goatse
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SammyC - Member
My cat is called Max, but his full name is Maxellton J. Cat the Third.
Reminds me of a rabbit we had called Toby, full name was Mr Tobias P Whiskers.
My cats are Maggie and Maxwell.
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Ragnarok, Voltar or Poseidon
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Thanks for all your suggestions people, much appreciated. I'm still liking Dave, nice and easy to get along with. However my niece has won and she wants us to call her Maggie after her snowman which is no longer with us. RIP.
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Maggie is quite appropriate as it'll steal all your milk.
Couldn't have anything of that name in the house though, and definitely couldn't stand at the back door and shout it.
What would the neighbours think?Posted 2 years ago # -
Mandhu?
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I won't be shouting it out!!!! If the girlfriend wants it she can shout for it!
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these are my three kittens
Tipsy
Tigger
Tarah
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