I’m a bit stuck. Wee man (nearly 6) needs a fancy dress costume for next week. He needs to be an historical figure. Obviously Hitler, Chairman Mao, Jessie Owens etc are all forbidden by the missus. Anyone got any helpful suggestions? I thought maybe Neil Armstrong but I bet all the boys will be dressed as him :(. Abe Lincoln maybe, but that might get expensive.

Ah I don’t bloody know. Help me stw, you’re my only hope

The Invisible Man?
Just lock him in his bedroom.

Napoleon? greatcoat, silly hat, should be short enough?

Mr Blobby.

Gandhi?

Bed Sheet
Stick
Flip-flops

Stick-on mustache and glasses if you must push the boat out.

Gandhi and Napoleon are great suggestions, keep em coming 🙂

Gandalf/Bilbo Baggins 😀

Though of course Father Christmas would be a good one for the teacher to try and get out of 😈

Bin Laden?

ye olde charity shoppe
old lady fur coat, rip into bits, bit of wood/club
neanderthal man

edit – tell him to take the day off, phone him in as Lord Lucan

Doctors kit and a beard = Louis Pasteur!
Long beard, great coat carrying an inner tube = John Dunlop!
Long beard, great coat carrying an old dial phone = Alexander Bell!

I’ll get my great coat.

Adam.

Just spotted his age. Not Adam.

big white sheet = julius caesar

Massive spliff costume.

Henry the eighth.

Witches hat and cape + penciled curly moustache = Guy Fawkes (anonymous mask optional)

Kim Jong Il? All you need is a nondescript grey suit and some specs

Some sort of flying helmet/goggles, leather jacket and stick each leg in two bits of drain pipe wrapped in tin foil. Tell him not to bend his knees.

Douglas Bader

Henry VI

Neil Armstrong

Colonel Gaddafi

Jesus.

Just to see the teacher squirm. 😆

The Crazy Frog

What are you going with Op?

Arthur Scargill

Attach a few shredded wheats to his head and a tweed jacket, and sideburns.

David Ike

Joey Essex

Leroy from FAME

Gerry Adams?

Hitler always good for a bit of attention. Might even make the daily mail.

Churchill or Brunel should be easy.

Einstein would get a laugh with the crazy hair.

Pissing myself at Scargill / Shredded Wheat 😀

Got to be John Merrick.

Potato sack and a limp, can’t get simpler than that.

Byrhtnoth

Robin Hood man in tights?

Lawrence of Arabia?

Churchill? Not the bulldog.

King George V?

Benjamin Disraeli?

All in their younger days.

Nigel Farage – suit. Pint glass with flat apple juice(no beer natch), candy cigarette, and if his teeth are good order, black a couple out and paint the rest yellow.

danny devito

Shakespeare
Columbus
Karl Marx
Elvis

Jesus
Sitting Bull
Robin Hood
Lancelot
Julius Caesar

norman tebbitt
haile selasse (need to put the hours in costumewise)
mr t
elron hubbard
mata hari

Feet in a bowl of water: King ****
Arm inside jacket: Horatio Nelson
Only one shoe: my son John

all v cheap

curly wig and roll of gaffer tape = fred west