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  • Just sat there drinking at the bar….
  • sharki
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    …when i notice a Cork retainer lying nearby, rejected and lonely.

    One of the bar staff was having her leaving drinks there before she’s jets off to Glasgow uni.

    A quick wiggle and bending of the wires and a little floral addition, then i placed it on one of the girls drinks glasses.

    It seemed to be taken as a chat up method and the night went very well..

    Anyone else do similar with such things?

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Not yet, but that’s inspired.

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Showing off is what it is 😉

    jamj1974
    Full Member

    Good skills.

    bruneep
    Full Member

    so, did you?

    muddy@rseguy
    Full Member

    Why Sharki , you old smoothie… 😉

    muppetWrangler
    Free Member

    Well you would, wouldn’t you.

    CountZero
    Full Member

    Neat, I like that!

    Pigface
    Free Member

    Smother than a cashmere codpiece

    Chapeau

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    *Doffs cap to genius*

    sharki
    Free Member

    What happens on tour…..

    They seem to like my creative side.
    Even this one seems to negate the need for Rohypnol.

    😆

    buzz-lightyear
    Free Member

    Rather good work.

    Dirty boy 😉

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    You stick that pic on ebay, with the same story, and sell some ‘plans’ (I know, but people would buy it!)by email for a tenner each, you’d shift a fair few £10 emails I reckon.

    wysiwyg
    Free Member

    Yes but who carries a dead rat with them jussin case?

    2unfit2ride
    Free Member

    Photoshopped!

    Where do I claim my £5?

    Mintman
    Free Member

    Anyone else do similar with such things?

    Not yet but having seen that I will do.

    I’d also appreciate it if you didn’t do that in Bristol – people would soon twig that I was copying a genius!

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Photoshopped! Where do I claim my £5?

    The more I think about it, the more I agree. Something just doesn’t seem right!

    Availability of daisies, the photo quality, the fact a set of wire clippers must have been involved…

    2unfit2ride
    Free Member

    The more I think about it, the more I agree. Something just doesn’t seem right!

    Well the gap to get the daisy stem in really isn’t right, so I’m right, so just where is my money? 😉

    timidwheeler
    Full Member

    I had a go. Took a couple of mins, plus the nail scissors from my hand bag. It would take longer to photoshop it.

    timidwheeler
    Full Member

    It will take me longer to work out how to rotate it 😆

    sharki
    Free Member

    Nail clippers!
    You over tooled ****.
    Just bend wire till it fatigues and breaks .

    I tried to avoid wrapping the neck wire around one arm as handing a flower to a lady, with a over developed arm basically suggests you’ve been tugging on your own wire for too long… But hey, that might work for you.

    To the unbelievers. You’re right. I went to the pub and replaced the flower as it’s still on public display there. Daisies are slack on that hole, then again it’s the thought that counts…

    user-removed
    Free Member

    Like. A lot.

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    I’ll pipe down then, glad it’s all true 😀

    Timidwheeler, yours looks like it’s flicking the Vs!

    spchantler
    Free Member

    ladies like a man who’s good with his hands…

    sharki
    Free Member

    Blimey, I just realised the severe lack of winks suggesting my comment wasn’t meant in humour.

    I didn’t mean it that way.

    Del
    Full Member

    😉

    jam-bo
    Full Member

    Tavy girls are easier than that. You coming down tonight or tomorrow?

    sharki
    Free Member

    Tonight Jambo, on the train in a mo.
    First class to Gunnislake. 😉

    I’ve brought the camera so I can capture your road riding antics.

    40mpg
    Full Member

    I would have found another use for the fifth appendage, may have made your point (fnaar) a little too directly though 😈

    sharki
    Free Member

    It was considered..

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