…for voyeruism in the lingerie department of Marks and Spencers. Funny thing was, he was dressed head to toe in lycra and claimed he was looking for something supportive to keep his leathery castanets secure while doing “enduro” whatever that is. He couldn’t explain why he was peering over the tops of the changing rooms, or dangling bras off his finger while licking his lips and winking at the poor sales assistant Rosie.

Anyway, just wondered if it was anyone off here?

Ok, I’ll put a line through your name.

Don’t tell him your name bikebouy!

This country is turning into a police state.

😆

Some people are into M&S.

What do you want for tea – all day breakfast or a Pot Noodle? 🙂

thegreatape – Member

Ok, I’ll put a line through your name.

Lolz 🙂

bearnecessities – Member
Some people are into M&S.

😆

the poor sales assistant Rosie

Maybe a flagon of scrumpy might have softened her up a bit?

Seeing as M+S caters for the older woman it wasn’t one of Manchester United’s potato headed strikers was it? 😀

Were you acting on intelligence OP? Or did you just happen to be in the vicinity?

With a Gold iPhone he was in his spiritual home

I’d just popped in on my break for one of those Y-fronts, vest and sunglasses combo’ ready for summertime beach patrol maccruiskeen.

ahhh – ‘Plain Clothes’

Here’s the line up, but which one is bikebouy and could one of them be an undercover thegreatape?

I didn’t know that you were TSG greatape

😀

I was once. I had to leave. No idea why 😕

bikebouy the anonymous pervert was fighting when I arrested him and shoved me into a display rack, which I got all tangled up in. Luckily the cavalry arrived to help me.

Lycra? Wasn’t me this time chief.

😆 were you under cover?
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Good job it wasn’t in C&A 😉

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beN7FftWNCM[/video]

“These aren’t just any old perverts. These are Lycra-clad, bra-dangling, lip-licking, M&S perverts!”

whilst at school i worked at M&S… evening there would be a guy come round and pull down the panties on the mannequins. he was pretty quick and would usually get them all down before security chased him out.
was entertaining.

Does anyone know of cheap lawyer for a friend?