Just found this in my Big Soup! Ligament?

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Just found this in my Big Soup! Ligament?
derek_starship
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Strong DM style email sent to Heinz customer care line.

It’s disgusting and look at the bloody size of it.

Posted 11 years ago

ormondroyd
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Congratulations! You’ve found Shergar.

Posted 11 years ago

spacemonkey
Full Member

Wouldn’t have happened if you’d make it yourself 🙂

Posted 11 years ago

CaptainFlashheart
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Ligament?

Neigh.

Posted 11 years ago

midlifecrashes
Full Member

Toddler’s windpipe?

Posted 11 years ago

ormondroyd
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I’d send it to a paper, just for shits and giggles. They’ll love a bit of iffy food-chain-of-custody story right now

Posted 11 years ago

muppetWrangler
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What do you think goes into a big soup, Fillet of unicorn?

Posted 11 years ago

toby1
Full Member

Mmmm, protein.

Maybe a case of MTFU 😉

Posted 11 years ago

yossarian
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its a tapeworm. probably crawled out of your bottom last night and has hidden in your soup hoping for re-ingestion.

Posted 11 years ago

hoodie
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Did you get the bit between your teeth ? I would have thought that large soup manufacturers are hardly likely to be using quality cuts any more so than burger producers.

Posted 11 years ago

maccruiskeen
Full Member

Its like the Willy Wonka golden ticket, only a bit more chewy – you’ve won a surreal and exciting tour of the abattoir.

Posted 11 years ago

DezB
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How does Danger Mouse write emails?

Posted 11 years ago

derek_starship
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DezB – I was twisting my brain for a second there!

Cripes – I have no idea.

DM = Daily Mail (as I’m sure you’re aware)

Posted 11 years ago

hels
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Large horse bogie ?

Posted 11 years ago

oddjob
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Well it is BIG soup!

Posted 11 years ago

cheekyboy
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DezB – Member
How does Danger Mouse write emails?

POSTED 3 MINUTES AGO #

I dont know, how does Danger mouse write emails ?

Posted 11 years ago

allthepies
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Nom.

Posted 11 years ago

DezB
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Er, struggling.. with a erm PEN-fold ?

Best I could do I’m afraid

Posted 11 years ago

wordnumb
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The Heinz Prometheus tie-in.

Posted 11 years ago

donks
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You sure it didn’t just burst out of your chest!!

Posted 11 years ago

DezB
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I knew I’d seen it before somewhere

Posted 11 years ago

piedidiformaggio
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That’s a Badger penis

Posted 11 years ago

grantway
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New Seaweed range
Make sure you eat all your vegetables

Posted 11 years ago

binners
Full Member

I think you’ll find the size of it would justify the ‘Big Soup’ claim! Therefore you have no basis for complaint sir!!

Posted 11 years ago

Jamie
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Why have I got such a strong feeling of déjà vu?

Posted 11 years ago

derek_starship
Free Member

I think it may have come from Withnail and I’s sink.

Posted 11 years ago

derek_starship
Free Member

jamie – is this what you’re recalling?

This was found in a Heinze Scotch Broth in Dec 2011.

Posted 11 years ago

chvck
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I wondered the same, I knew I’d seen something similar!

Posted 11 years ago

bigyinn
Free Member

Why is it always you that finds these Derek?
Does your neighbour take your shopping delivery in for you when you’re out?

Posted 11 years ago

Jamie
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jamie – is this what you’re recalling?

That would probably explain it. I knew it wasn’t the only ‘mystery meat next to a ruler’ I had seen this lifetime.

Posted 11 years ago

allthepies
Free Member

It’s a warning from your next door neighbour.

Posted 11 years ago

trail_rat
Free Member

thats nigerian steak my friend.

Posted 11 years ago