I put Jedi.
anyone else?
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Just completed the census.
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Why?
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I put the truth.
Jedi.
No, not really.
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Didn't think kids were supposed to fill them in ?
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You crazy muddafudda OP.
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Doesn't putting Jedi and therefore confirming you are religious when you're obviously not, just mean that the government will allocate more money to religious loonies in your area?
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when does it have to go back?
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Fisha earlier Today.
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Fisha, seen earlier today;
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High Five CFH!
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"Pagan Cyclist"
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"Pagan Cyclist"
Now that's more like it.
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you and 68 million others
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Heh! I was just thinking the same thing, Drac and Flashy!
Great minds....
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tazzymtb,
The Yoda picture made me make a strange snorting noise.
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With your nose/mouth or with your bottom?
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well im putting jedi
and what will uk bikeskills- jedi be putting?
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No religion for me.
Putting Jedi is at best pointless, and at worst counter productive.
No offence to any actual Jedis, but those who put it as a 'protest' are idiots.
Oh, and those who do actually think they are Jedis are idiots too (cancel the bit about no offence).
Dave
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you is all just jealous of my midiclurian count
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Why?
I believe it's so that people 100 years in the future will be able to identify those who, 100 years in the past, would have been called 'feeble minded'...
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the online census went quicker than expected!! no jedi nonsense here
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well i just did it online and i filled it out for kimbers junior
we are both jedi - hes my young padawanPosted 1 year ago # -
I was boring and stuck to the "No religion" option. Don't want to give religious types any extra help misrepresenting the stats.
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No, but then I have a life.
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Notice of Conditional Acceptance and Request for Clarification
Dear Ms. Matheson,
I write in response to the Census form received on --/03/2011.
I must admit to being a little confused, it was my understanding that the census was instigated as a simple numerical count of the population; however, the information required in this census form far exceeds this mandate.
I am happy to complete this census form subject to receipt of clarification of the following points.
1. What law requires me to complete the census?
2. From where does the Office for National Statistics derive the lawful authority to demand private information?
3. Is there a limit to invasion of privacy?
4. Is the Office for National Statistics lawfully authorised to demand Private property?
5. How can we be penalised for failure to provide information
6. Are there any circumstances whereby security agencies may access census information?
7. Since census data be requested by law enforcement, can I not answer so as to not to incriminate myself?
8. Since every government database has been hacked, leaked, lost or compromised in some fashion, how can the Office for National Statistics claim data security with any confidence?
9. Is the Office for National Statistics responsible for mishandled data?
10. What evidence do you have that I am a United Kingdom Resident?
11. Can you confirm or deny that the census data will be handled by an American Arms Manufacturer Lockheed Martin?
12. Can you confirm or deny that all U.S. companies are subject to the Patriot Act which allows the U.S. Government full access to any data in that company’s possession?
13. Can you confirm or deny that the Statistics and Registration Service Act 2007 section 39 subsection 4 would allow disclosure of personal information to any and/or all o the following:• The 56 geographical and 8 non-geographical UK Police Forces.
• The three UK Intelligence Agencies (MI5, MI6 and GCHQ).
• The Department for Work and Pensions.
• Private investigators working for the Department for Work and Pensions to hunt down “benefits cheats”.
• Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs tax investigators.
• “Approved” Insurance Industry “anti-fraud” investigators / private investigators.
• The Home Office Borders and Immigration Agency.
• The Serious Organised Crime Agency (either for domestic investigations into Serious Crimes, or for these and also for minor investigations if requested by a Foreign Law Enforcement agency under Mutual Legal Assistance treaties.
• Lawyers in civil Court Cases e.g. for Divorce or Libel or Copyright Infringement etc.
• Local Authority Trading Standards departments.
• Local Authority Environmental Health departments.Please provide your response in the form of a Statement of Truth, sworn under penalty of perjury and upon your full commercial liability within seven (7) days of receipt of this notice, I respectfully return your census form until such time as these conditions are met.
If I do not receive such a response conforming to the above criteria within, it will be deemed a tacit agreement by your acquiescence that this census is unlawful and that I have no obligation to participate.
Sincerely without malice, ill will, vexation or frivolity
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Ooh i like that.
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Someone has too much time on their hands.
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That's great. Wish I hadn't filled mine in now.
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I scrawled all over mine........included what a fantastic full moon night ride I had had over the Duddon Fells!!!
I'm expecting a rewrite.
There were no questions on "magnificence".....
To quote The Clash
"they told me it would be out here somewhere
out on this road"
and it was...on an old pack horse track at 21.30 under moonlight.
I thought it was important that they understood that but they hadn't had the foresight to ask.
Nor was there a question anywhere on Henry Weston's Vintage Cider.
Who writes these things?
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lawmanmx
can you post the reply if/when you get it please
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Sincerely without malice, ill will, vexation or frivolity
That bit's wrong, you need to fix it.
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