That was the last time Prince Charles tried the crown on for size

“It may not be sporting but that certainly is good for killing pheasants!”

“Take that you mother fowker” (as she aims at Princess Diana)… ok a few years back

A publican? Oh, I thought you said republican.

Well, this is a bit awkward.

Long time since you had yer hands on a massive weapon, eh maam?

” So you want to riot this summer- one dosen’t think so! ”

“I don’t need a brolly, I’ve been reigning for 60 years”

” Cameron- you are fired! ”

“I don’t need a brolly, I’ve been reigning for 60 years”

😆

“Get orf one’s Kingdom”

Her Majesty gives Stinger sewing machines the royal seal of approval

“Right to roam, hey?!”

“This is **** sweet! Phillip, take a photo with my phone so that I can send it to Harry. Hold on, I’ll put on a serious face”

“rat-a-tat-tat from the gatt, love to feel the mother kick and see yo’ brains splat…”

New Corgi poop bag replacment being field tested….

That’s the last time Fenton has a go at my bloody deer!