To celebrate my move move back to the land of milk and honey (and by milk, I mean chips, and by honey, I mean gravy.

They’re on the cabinet by my desk.

Nice selection, IHN! I’ll take your cream horn.

You moving up north then?

* notices that cabinets could do with a clean, but decides to say nothing *

move move back to the land of milk and honey

off to Bikeradar?

You keep an Orange 5 in the office?

no cakes, im on a new fad diet.

I’d steer clear of the doughnuts – I’ve seen how he carries them. 😯

camo16 – Member
I’ll take your cream horn.

This isn’t the dogging thread.

Cheers Si , I’ll have an Eccles .

Aye, back up North.

Whaley Bridge, to be exact.

I’ve seen how he carries them

It’s easier than carrying a bag of five in each hand 😉

I’ll just have a small one (takes 3 and sneaks back to desk).

Whaley Bridge, to be exact.

Sounds like a good move to me! This is a ride-inspired move then?

* notices that IHN’s cream horn is weirdly salty, but in the interests of politeness steadfastly manages to get it down *

custard **** doughnuts? where’s the jam? You;ve not got any? Has your visa been stamped yet? I’ll be having a word with the right people about this…

This is a ride-inspired move then?

Ride, work and general back to my roots inspired.

You think the cream-horn’s odd, you should try the chocolate eclair 😉

*admires his buns*

*waits until no one’s looking and pinches one*

Wa hey! There’s a chocolate eclair?

* grabs chocolate eclair. Does not learn lesson from cream horn *

custard **** doughnuts? where’s the jam?

That’s not custard.

I love a good muffin, thanks.

I’m not sure you’ll be able to get a “pootle” franchise for the area. It might infringle on pook’s catchment area. Bet you’ve not considered that.

Sweet Jesus, this eclair is… magnificent!

Good luck with the move, by the way.

oh cheers dontmindifido. WHO’S HAD THE FOKIN’ CARROT CAKE?? Bought a giant Jaffa cake cake and some candles and a pisstaky card to give to a mate who’s birthday it is today. Will have it on the summit of Nantlle Ridge later, nom.

This bun is very sticky…

I’m not sure you’ll be able to get a “pootle” franchise for the area. It might infringle on pook’s catchment area.

It may have been his manor before, it’s my manor now.

Actually, the more I work on Mr eclair, the more it’s starting to taste like… 😯

**** off, that’s my patch. I do the pootles west of the A6, yeah? We can discuss terms if you like…

**** off, that’s my patch. I do the pootles west of the A6

As I said, the terms are simple. This. Is. My. Manor. Now.

Oh yuk, you’ve got spotted dick ! 😀

Ok, Who had all the eclairs?

………sulks off with a sideways glance at camo16 👿

captaincarbon – I’ve had to leave half, to be honest. IHN’s cream horn was more filling than I thought. You’re welcome to the half-eclair, but I think the chocolate’s gone off.

Doughnuts have gone, raisin and oatmeal cookies have gone and there’s only one chocolate muffin left.

Plenty of blueberry muffins, mini flapjacks and mini chocolate brownies though. Dig in, it’s all got be eaten.

<< sidles past for a mini flapjack >>

Wot, no meringues? Or mille feuille?

Or mille feuille?

I assume you mean custard slice.

Eh?? Wot no pies??

Not proper Northern yet are you.

Safe journey ^^up there^^

Let us know when you arrive safely.

Any blueberry muffins left? I’m peckish again.

custard **** doughnuts? where’s the jam?

Custard doughnuts are a truly wondrous creation. But apparently they’re lost on a cultureless oaf such as yourself…

Any blueberry muffins left? I’m peckish again.

Yep, there’s two.

Anyway, dive in all, I’m off. See you where the streets are paved in pies 🙂

**** southerners, I’n going to put you on an intravenous drip of Robinson’s Mild next time we go out and see if that’ll help you grow a set 😉

Are they…..ahem…..special….chocolate brownies?

OOOOOooooooOOOOoooooOOOOohhhHHhhhHhhHh….yep, they are 😕

Pfft! These poncey eclairs are all from Waitrose!!!From now on your donuts will be served in Greggs by Beryl and her Bingo Wings!

Welcome back to the welcoming bosom (possibly also Beryl’s) of the north(ish) brother!

Pie for me, fruit based of course.
Or lemon puff,
Or just any type of tart.