An odd one for you here…..

Step one:
Jump as high as you can

Step two:
Get a bike saddle (on it’s own), hold it ‘where a saddle goes’ and pull up on it with your hands.
Jump as high as you can….

I bet you can jump higher (or it feels like you can) with step two 😀

DrP

(it’s busy, yet I’m bored… can you tell!)

Well thats the weirest stw post of the week award snatched out of my grip yet again !

“Dr! Dr! I keep thinking I’m a Cricket”

“Come this way and Jump to it man!”

Sorry but I am bored too!

POIDH

do you have control of our web cams?

Can you lift yourself off the ground in this way?

I’m pleased you’re not my doctor – You were hot, so you started jumping about?! 😕

While at work, I can get away with browsing STW and typing stuff, cos it looks like I’m working (no-one can see my screen).
Jumping around with saddles up me jacksie, I don’t think I could get away with…

I once had a hot Doctor but she moved to another surgery. 😕

I’d like to point out, I’m not doing this at work!!!

Nutters!

DrP

Great, now I’ve got brooks cream on my taint. You could have specified to wear clothes.

DrP earlier

Doctor Doctor, I think I’m a strawberry…….

Don’t worry, I’ve got some cream for that….

Does it have to be a saddle or can I stick $THING there instead?

Here’s another good one.

You will need four volunteers. Sit on the ground and get them to try and pick you up sbove head height – it will be a struggle.

Now tell them they are going to pick you up using only two fingers each. Show them how to clasp their hands together, fingers intertwined, with forefingers outstretched.

Sit back down on the ground, and make yourself into a ball, bum flat on the ground, arms around your legs. Get your four volunteers to stand two either side of you, stack their hands on your head, and press down with a firm pressure – they need to do this for about a minute or so.

Now your volunteers need to clasp their hands together as shown. Using their outstretched fingers, each of them needs to take a ‘corner’, under your knees and under your armpits. Get them to pick you up on three.

Crap yourself as they launch you into the air.

Doctor Doctor I think I’m a pair of curtains
“pull yourself together, man!”

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m Tom Jones. Have you seen this condition before?
“it’s not unusual”

Doctor Doctor, I’ve got a golf ball stuck up my fanny. ‘let me have a look……..your’e in trouble madam, It’s up a fair way’ 😆

Doctor Doctor ,I cant help thinking that i am a moth.
Im sorry i cant really help you with that ,why did you come in?
well The light was on. 🙄

Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Oh, You’re Crackers!

DrP, I appear to have a saddle stuck up my arse. What shall I do now?

DrP, I appear to have a saddle stuck up my arse. What shall I do now?

You’ll just have to ride it out I reckon!

DrP
P for proctologist.
[video]http://youtu.be/zEEN4IVbayI[/video]

Here’s another good one.

You will need four volunteers. Sit on the ground and get them to try and pick you up sbove head height – it will be a struggle.

Now tell them they are going to pick you up using only two fingers each. Show them how to clasp their hands together, fingers intertwined, with forefingers outstretched.

Sit back down on the ground, and make yourself into a ball, bum flat on the ground, arms around your legs. Get your four volunteers to stand two either side of you, stack their hands on your head, and press down with a firm pressure – they need to do this for about a minute or so.

Now your volunteers need to clasp their hands together as shown. Using their outstretched fingers, each of them needs to take a ‘corner’, under your knees and under your armpits. Get them to pick you up on three.

All the elaborate ones I know like that seem to end up as variations on this:

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTO-tyjwvdA[/video]

Great clip chip.

Love that film.