That’s what this place needs, on a Friday, when people have rolled out of the EDL thread.

So, come on, get yer dancing pants on, and hit the floor!

To start things off, what better than a few from the finest Pop Princes and Princesses of the 70s- ABBA!
Fernando
Money Money Money
Waterloo
Gimme gimme gimme

Happy New Year!

Woke Up This Morning
Faithless Insomnia
Push the Tempo

Now where’s the bar Rudeboy?

may as well make a week of it!

Well, it is the New Year!

Bar’s over there, Sandwich. Got some good beers on tap, none of yer Fosters rubbish here.

If anyone sees Bruneep, tell him he’s barred. I can’t afford any more fines.

*swaggers in* Vodka n Irn Bru for me landlord!

Oi! You’re barred! Cheeky git! I want to keep my licence, and your recent antics have got me in a load of trouble with the police and local council.

Not to mention the threat of charges being pressed by that young lady. After your shenanigans, she’s probably mentally scarred, poor thing.

mines a “ladyboy”
gin,tonic & baileys! copyright Alan Partridge

That sounds disgusting!

Did you get home ok, the other night? I bet you still have memories of that kebab, if nothing else!

Rudeboy, mate!
Im still eating the kebab, its still on me best shirt!
Might have to have another one 2nite on the way home, or hit the late night Greggs, there is a 😆 :lol:late night Greggs round this way isn’t there?

come on! Just the one and then I’ll be on ma way

mines a “ladyboy”
gin,tonic & baileys! copyright Alan Partridge

I think you’ll find it was with a pint of lager too colagno 😕

Something with an umbrella in it for me.

Bruneep, I don’t want to see you, or hear you, all night, got it? Or I’ll get Big Dave on the door, to throw you out.

Colnagokid; you are scum, just proper scum… 😯

I’m sure there’s a virtual late-nite anything, round here!

Sigue Sigue Sputnik!

…… Ach I’m off to the Dog and Duck

own up who put the nolans on?…
Im in the moooo….oooood for dancing, romancing…

Nah guys, prog rock is where it’s at!

Prog Rock, in a nightclub? 😯

In which alternate reality? 😉

Here’s a few up to date remixes of old classics that are more like it:

I Feel Love
Chime
Cafe Del Mar
The Nighttrain

Anyone else in a dancin’ mood?

Guten Tag
Charlotte
Smooth Criminal
Bohemian Like You
Voodoo People Remix

still dancin

thannks rubedoy. another good night in the stw ‘club. think I might be last in again!
off home now via the late night Greggs,
good night everyone

What was in the drink? It’s gone quiet and why are my boxers missing?