Seeing as Barnes is all set to be as priggish as can be, let's not give him the satisfaction! So, as ever, let's have pics of those that are both athletic AND aesthetic. Clean, safe for work pics only please, folks!
To kick off, and as the Tour wends it's way, Fabien "Spartacus" Cancellara;
Queen Victoria, holding a tool
Top mountain bikist, Emily Batty
Ooh, it's all a little on topic so far, isn't it? Almost like it was a bike forum. Objectify that, Barnes!