Just got this through office round about mail..you the sort of thing…

Anyway, it made me laugh, so does that make me a bad person?

I sent it to my wife too, so I may not be here tomorrow if its the latter…

How to Make a Woman Happy

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12.. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19.. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
2 7. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32.. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45.. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1.. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Don’t block the TV

SEXIST!!!

BAN HIM!!!!

Surely it should be:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1.. Show up naked
2. Bring food beer
3. Don’t block the TV

to be fair i tick most of those boxes anyway

I don’t believe there’s any one man on earth who could fulfill those requirements!

missed it by 1

I don’t believe there’s any one man on earth who could fulfill those requirements!

Sexist BAN HER!

I can do all but No. 47

Not all at the same time anyway!

I don’t believe there’s any one man on earth who could fulfill those requirements!

Thread reported for being sexy.

Some truth and rather funny but then you will get into trouble for posting that …

The Southern Yeti – Member

I don’t believe there’s any one man on earth who could fulfill those requirements!

Sexist BAN HER!
You may be right, I should have said “in my experience” 🙂

I can do 69.

mastiles_fanylion – Member
I can do 69.

surely you meant 96….

Not particularly funny but not necessarily wrong?

Is being sexy allowed on here? If not, I’m out.