She left the house this morning at 06.45 to go to work & still hasn’t come home (20.45) 11 miles away, should I be worried?

You sure you went home to the right house?

Canary Wharf?

Tubes shut, so too DLR.

Expect to see her about 3am.

If she’s not prearranged dinner for you, yes.

Ask her if she minds you buying a ridiculously expensive bike. If she says no not at all – then yes she is.

But at least you’ll have a new bike.

Does she work for the NEAS? If yes then no sure’s not and will be at least another hour.

Whoever it is, If he (or she) can last that long “at it”, you’re never getting the wife back

She’s a manager in retail, isn’t she?

Hold on a minute, I’ll just pop downstairs and ask her.

Is there a reason why your first thought is she’s having an affair, rather than; her car broke down, she fell asleep at her keyboard, went shopping etc?

I’m assuming you’ve phoned her?

Is this question just laying the ground work for a new patio?

“No your honour, I was so concerned I even asked on STW, I had no idea she had fallen into the hole I was later to fill with concrete”

She’s asked me to say no, it’s not an affair.

Hold on a minute, I’ll just pop downstairs and ask her.

What? She’s not upstairs? Well that’s OK then.

Ian, are you in the dungeon as well? I thought I heard a noise….

Slowoldman – As above, one wouldn’t have a dungeon anything other than downstairs, as I’m sure you’d agree.

Is my wife having an affair??

Don’t be daft!

She’s just left you.

It’s Milly and Eg, it’s text book stuff

She’s a bit tied up at the moment – any message?

Lucien, not you as well?

Is everyone in my dungeon?

FFS! What does a chap have to do for a little privacy these days?

Depends what job she does………..
Or how badly you’ve been treating her….. 😆

FFS! What does a chap have to do for a little privacy these days?

Media room.

CFH – essel’s missus told me to let you know the woman you have is an imposter

You’re all laughing but this lad hasn’t had his tea yet. IT’S NEARLY BED TIME!
Plus, what if he needs a shirt ironing for the morning, you hadn’t thought of that, had you. And who’s going to put out the gas lamps?

If she’s not having an affair, she might consider it after she reads this thread 😳

Just enjoy the peace and quiet as it will end. It always does.

Flashy how the hell are you able to type in those thick rubber gloves and fake nails?

In fact, how can you even see the screen? I thought we’d zipped the eye holes shut.

Phewww (?) She’s back just now. Another long shift at Harrogate District Hospital.
That’s nurses for you!

I shall make a note of that euphemism

She’s a nurse?! 😯

They’re the worst! Have you not seen that documentary ‘Carry On Matron’?

Playing doctors and nurses then?

Not dungeons and dragqueens

That nurse uniform isn’t NHS standard issue.

FFS! What does a chap have to do for a little privacy these days?

Well the safe word would be a start, Followed by switching off the webcam.

Slowoldman – As above, one wouldn’t have a dungeon anything other than downstairs, as I’m sure you’d agree.

Ah. Confusion on my part brought on by living in a bungalow.

She left the house this morning at 06.45 to go to work & still hasn’t come home (20.45) 11 miles away, should I be worried?

same here

she left a bit earlier, and isn’t due home until 10pm, its a bit further at 15 miles away though

to be fair though, if mine is, it

a) serves me right
b) gives me some free time
c) saves me a job
d) i think she’s still someones wife anyway

winner winner chicken dinner

I sent her back, I was fed up of the constant whining.

Does she work for the NEAS? If yes then no sure’s not and will be at least another hour.

Drac…hahaha! If I worried about everytime p20 was late home….

She’s a nurse?!

They’re the worst! Have you not seen that documentary ‘Carry On Matron’?

champion shaggers the NHS, the reason its on its knees (ok, ok, clam down) is half the staff cannot work together due to relationship policies

She’ll be home in a bit now I’ve finished. Careful, she’s full.

I’m both happy & sad that she’s home.
Happy cos….err, she’s home & ok.
Sad cos I was watching some NHL & now she’s telling me about the kid who almost ‘crashed’ cos the crash team took ages to arrive etc etc etc!
Talk about spoiling a good night in!

Bugger! My wife’s just come back!

What’s for tea then?