fu(k it you should have just said "it's <……………………..> this wide", then stick your fingers up and fart in his direction.
both sentences have the same credibility, except one is using more words than necessary – you see this in essay's where it must be a min of three million gazillion words long, on how to cross the road.. if the facts can be presented in a clear legible format of minimal discription, then that's all that's needed.
i blame women, they talk so much the world thinks you need more words to explain something – Q"how you feeling?" man= alright, women= well im…………………………………………………