If all this religious claptrap is to be believed, Heaven must be a pretty crowded place by now.

If you tot up all the God fearing people who lead righteous lives and are now living in the eyernity of the glorious kingdom of God, won’t it be a bit rammed up there?

What do people in heaven actually do?

Who provides all the services and works hard to make sure everyone is happy?

Who makes sure everyone does their fair share?

How could successful people from this earth adapt to living alongside the meek and lowly?

Wouldn’t people in heaven get a bit bored after all this eternal wonderment?

Wouldn’t people get stressed out with the billions of others all bathing in the glory of the Father? I can’t imagine there wouldn’t be the odd punch up over something.

And what about Hell? If it’s all fire and brimstone down there, wouldn’t people get torched? Then where would they go? Another Hell? That would be really bad, but when people get frazled again, then where do they go?

I wish my little brain could work out some answers!

Dunno but the trails in Surrey are deserted 🙂

I got a god squad vicar mate on this whole heaven thing. He said it made the angels in heaven rejoice when someone converted. I asked why they weren’t already rejoicing? Were they sad before someone converts, and didn’t that contradict heaven being a place of unbridled joy. They can’t rejoice if the opposite of rejoicing doesn’t exist. He spouted some drivel about it all being mysterious.

Heaven is missing an angel

Heaven’s infinite, isn’t it? So not crowded at all.

Kinda buggers up the idea that god must exist because the universe can’t be infinite, though.

Heaven is a place where nothing happens

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Heaven’s infinite, isn’t it? So not crowded at all.

Not at all – the dimensions are clearly laid out in the Bible if you know where to look. I upset an indoctrinated friend of mine who hates being in crowds by pointing out that heaven was going to be rather full and he’d better get used to queuing – he told me that everyone knows that you can’t take Revelations as fact and that I was being simple for believing that the measurements given were to be taken literally.

So the virgin giving birth to a sky fairy is the literal truth, but other parts of the bible are more stories to be “interpreted”. 🙄

Heavens in the back seat of my Cadillac

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Is Heaven not a Gay club?

I would imagine that would become quite crowded.

J_me that’s a photo of my personal Heaven. Visitors by personal invitation only.

If heaven was a pub with free beer, I should like to frequent this place, but only on an intermittent basis.

Is Heaven more crowded than British beaches this weekend?

Living in North Devon, I can assure you that the answer is ‘no’.

LOL! No its here. I think the neighbours are comotose as it’s gone all quiet and the kids have gone indoors.

While I get ready for work EARLY in the morning I will have to play my old 50’s music!

Quality lol.