...really a pregnant fish?
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Is a prat...
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Posted 8 months ago #
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Thought it was a pillock, sprat is a small fish
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That's a pollock
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My son shouted at me once he had caught a bollock
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In his zip?
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I've never caught a bollock, but I've dropped a few.
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No asked the guy next to him what was on the end of his line and he shouted to me very excitedly " I've caught a bollock"
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No, urban myth on the pregnant goldfish
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really a pregnant fish?
How do fish get pregnant then?
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Fish lay eggs so don't get pregnant
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When two fish really love each other, the daddy fish spaffs onto a stick then the mummy fish goes and wriggles around on it. Pretty much the fishy equivalent of sitting on a boys stool
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The virgin sturgeon is so urging thats why caviar is my dish.
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I thought it was a ****.
Ie, Flowery **** on the Faulty Towers opening scene.
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sc-xc - Member
I bummed a sturgeon once, but pulled out on the vinegar.POSTED 11 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST
Surely you mean surgeon?
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He said he was a sturgeon. He stuck his stethoscope up my japs.
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that's Jimmy Krankie
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a 'prat' is Old English for 'buttock' - hence the archaic term pratfall. In effect, if you call someone a prat, you're calling them an *rse.
It should be noted that the surname pratt with a double 't' has a different etymology in Scotland, where the term meant 'cunning' or 'astute'.
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When two fish really love each other, the daddy fish spaffs onto a stick then the mummy fish goes and wriggles around on it. Pretty much the fishy equivalent of sitting on a boys stool
Ah yes extactly the same then as neihter gets pregnant.
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of course you wouldn't get pregnant sitting on a boys' stools, silly, you are a boy too!
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Fish lay eggs so don't get pregnant
Tell that to Guppies
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sharks get pregnant too rather than lay eggs (i think)
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shark eggs are amazing things.
here's a good one:
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shark eggs are amazing things.
here's a good one:
(edit, the internet tells me that most sharks don't lay eggs)
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It should be noted that the surname pratt with a double 't' has a different etymology in Scotland, where the term meant 'cunning' or 'astute'.
Prat (one 't') can indeed mean 'cunning', but it's an adjective rather than a noun. Ie, you'd be prat, rather than be a prat.
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I'm with MF, I also thought it was t w a t
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Tell that to Guppies
Guppies keep the eggs inside them until they hatch, they don't give birth to live babies like mammals.
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