In a summer painted of mediocrity I hope this is good, then bring on the Expendables and Salt. I am a hopeful men.

I CANNOT WAIT to see this!

Saw it today

10/10

Bonkers and mindblowing.

Looks good, I'll hopefully watch it over the weekend.

All the reviews look very good. A summer blockbuster with a plot and that'll twist your head off trying to understand all the layers. Good director and real SFX, not CGI'd. Salt looks very promising too; Angelina kicking ass with big guns. Or something.

I'm quite looking forward to this one:

http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/machete/trailer

By golly! that was so many kinds of awesome. Bonkers mind bending kind of awesome.

I thought it was a bit pants…

It looks absolutely brilliant in the adverts.

Oh, hang on, it's got Dicaprio in it, never mind.

Looking forward to seeing it. Yeah there's that Samuri but his performance in The Departed gives me a glint of hope.

Yeah, he was good in that, that's not the point though. What really bothers me about him, is his facial hair.

Now that's an out on the town photo so he's clearly taken some care over his appearance, so WTF is the deal with that hair? Is that as much as he can muster? In which case he should really just shave it off. Or is it intentionally grown/cut to look like he's a 16 year old boy trying to buy alcohol? In which case he's a perverted freak who should be bagged, weighted and thrown in a canal.

I think this is a perfectly valid hate focus by the way, you'd be hard put to argue the case against.

Throughly good film that twisted my head quite throughly trying to figure out which 'twist' was the right one. Very enjoyable , though it seemed to slow a bit mid way, but then picked up the pace. Didn't notice the 2.5hrs go by

Loved it.

Round of applause and cheering at the end from the audience when I watched it, and a loud groan at the end!

Samuri, you come across as an obsessive stalker. I think you either need to lighten up or get help. Normal people don't care about someone's appearance to that extent.
On a different note, Machete looks amazing, Danny Trejo, the universal 'Ugly Mexican' finally gets a lead rôle, there's Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodrigez showing lots of flesh and waving around big guns and bigger knives, and even De Niro turns up! Can't wait.