I tried all manner of liner shorts
On every ride a new pair
With every mile the saddle sores
Tormented my derrière

My riding mate, whose talk was sparse
He said “I’ve got advice for a happier arse”
So under my baggies, the bibs I tried
The result is indeed, a joyous ride

🙂

The thing with liners you’re sure to miss,
Is when it comes that time to piss,
‘Cause when those straps are on your shu’der,
you’ll find it hard to getting up and uver.

Admittedly, it may be silly
In bibs, untucking your willy
But would you rather torture your taint
For such a minor complaint?

For years I tried to get along,
with padded under crackers.
Until the day they slipped and then,
I sat upon my knackers.

Now straps provide support to help,
to lift and separate.
and to ensure my testicles,
no more support my weight.

When it comes to gusset elongation,
I just make an observation,
There must be a happy marriage,
between needing a slash and your undercarriage.

No probs with bibs when I need to pee,
My winkie reaches to my knee!

It’s odd how many of you folk
should feel the need to say
just how your lives have come to change
now the sores have gone away

My tale, it’s true, is nothing new
cheeks soft and bollocks tethered
the trouble is, my dangly bits
all shrink in chilly weather

My mate once turned up in a pair
It was all a bit too gay German Porn, to be fair
I tried to over look it
but after a while I said fuk it
and told him he looked like a tit

B.A., that’s fine, each to his own
your comments may be fitting
but when you both got to the pub
he could drink while sitting

It’s late and I’ve had a wee tipple
so I won’t mention tight straps on a your nipple
but in recent posts around here
there seemed a genuine fear
that Morvello bibs turn you in to a cripple
hunchback

if he hadn’t had them on show
I could have let it go
but he wore them on the outside
full view for the ride
I wasn’t up for the……. eye bleach

There once was a chap called muddy
Whose arse was decidedly bloody
The boils he did sport
Were caused by a short
So he now rides around in the nuddy.

A man who revels lithe and limber
his lycra passion all unhindered
should be proclaimed modern and free
not accused of impropriety

his sartorial mores may sometimes rankle
as he flashes more than ankle
but with his manly pride protected
all complaints may be rejected.

Its wrong of us to complain
With simple solutions to ease the pain.
For proper shorts take care that,
which for girls is a hoof in the slats.

To this debate I would like to add,
These bibs are great for holding the pad,
But I have a tail of splitting kippers,
A direct result of post-pee zippers!