..OK i don’t drive an Audi (or any car for that matter) & don’t work in IT, but..

Several bikes – tick
Coffee grinder & several stovetop coffee makers – tick
Woodburning stove – tick

And now, apparently MsD has just got back from Binners abode with a large parcel for me – i wonder what it could be 😉

audi?

Pie maker?

box of pasties

A pair of his old pants?

You could probably make quite a comfortable bivvy from a pair of those….

corbyns head in a box?

Ho ho how did you know about this in advance? Its meant to be under wraps till santa delivers it. I do look quite santa-esque at the moment though, since I’ve been so bloody busy I’ve not been riding my bike for about a month and have been constantly eating unhealthy christmas stuff, so i suppose that might count!

Hope you like it. I think it looks great. But then I would, wouldn’t I? 😀

wow….love the look of the pie maker. Didn’t even know they existed!

Its all his old crayons with teeth marks in the end.

Hope you like it. I think it looks great. But then I would, wouldn’t I?

Is it a full sized framed pic of binners in the nude? Looking all coy like?

Is it a full sized framed pic of binners in the nude? Looking all coy like?

I have the strangest…

It was admittedly a very niche request, but a bold one. And beauty can take many different forms, being in the eye of the beholder, and all that. So if someone wants an enormous portrait of my naked form, apart from a pink feather boa, then who am I to argue

sous vide machine

There are some very strange people on this forum..

There are some very strange people on this forum..

Who are you and where’s the real Muddydwarf?

Muddydwarf is currently imbibing German black beer at the Xmas markets, normal gibberish will commence shortly…

Hic.

This ?

wow….love the look of the pie maker. Didn’t even know they existed!

The future has arrived – they work in much the same way as the replicators in Star Trek.