When someone says that, am I right in thinking that they really mean “most people think I’m an arsehole, but I don’t really care”?

Egomaniac/narcissist – that’s more talking about onesself than most people would do…

I think they think it means people love or hate you but rarely have a meh reaction.

Or that if they take a bite or lick you it will reveal you to be salty, yeasty, bitter but delicious all at once 😛

it means people love or hate you but rarely have a meh reaction.

THIS

“most people think I’m an arsehole, but I don’t really care”?

That is more I call A spade a spade or i am honest but not everyone can handle it or some such other description where they describe them not caring about other people as a strength in themselves as they are too narcissistic to realise the weakness.

I think they mean they have a yeas infection.

It means they’re brown and sticky.

(we know a joke about that, don’t we Johnny?)

Thread dominated by mods, just saying like!

It’s a conspiracy!!

(the mod thing, not the marmite thing)

Within a few hundred years, most of us will have passed through a stage where parts of us appear similar to marmite.

Can’t comment on flavour…

What mad man thinks I am mod?

Takes the brown sticky thing from Cougar and smites a_a* him whilst glancing enviously at the mighty ban hammer.

* still a great name and reason for it IMHO

* still a great name and reason for it IMHO

what’s the reason ? is he in hiding ?

… and give cougles his poster back

They’re a bit yeasty?

I’m like marmite – I come in a jar ??

scaredypants – Member
… and give cougles his poster back

Ferenc Puskas to you too.

It means you’re vile, rancid, made of devils faeces and in your heart, it’s black.

Black as the ace of spades.

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they’re like a waste-product of a something much greater?
the crap they scrape off the brewery floor?

What mad man thinks I am mod?

you ain’t dominating the thread, kid :p

Junkyard thinks he dominates every thread, even if he doesn’t post on it.

Also, “I don’t suffer fools gladly” = prat.

It means that they think that people either love them or hate them, but in reality everyone just hates them.

They are on my list, actually the sub list of “first to go”.

It’s right up there with “I’m a right laugh me!” Said in a DeeDaa accent. Usually the least funny person in the room.

I can only echo the experiences above.

Anyone that describes themself e.g.”I’m Marmite/whacky/the class clown” can safely be instantly ignored.

Also, “I say what I like and people need to deal with it”, is usually a great way to identify the person that will run out of meeting rooms in tears.

“I like

It means I like bovril.

I find it usually signals someone pig-ignorant, with opinions based on fantasy. The person saying nothing the loudest.
See pretty much any episode of Come Dine With Me!

What mad man thinks I am mod?

Clearly a case of being…

too narcissistic to realise

I’m like marmite, some people love me, some people want to stick a knife in me !!!

Absolutely, I’ve met a few people in my life who have described themselves as ‘a bit marmite’ – the truth is only half the people they meet are honest about them.

user-removed – Member
Also, “I don’t suffer fools gladly” = prat.

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+1. Usually code for “I’m a rude dickhead and I think everyone else is wrong about everything unless they share my opinion”.

“I’m a real Yorkshireman/Glaswegian…” = I’m an insufferable bore who won’t stop banging on about somewhere I haven’t lived for twenty years.

“I’m not very politically correct” = I am a rude dickhead and I am too stupid to think how I could go through life being less rude.

“I keep myself to myself” = I am a miseryguts.

“I like banter” = I should keep myself to myself.

So very true and the last one made me chuckle

well at least you’re finding out right up front that they’re a kn0b