I tried a little fart experiment the other day
I'd just finished a bottle of Oasis (other fruit based beverages are available for the purpose of this experiment) and felt something brewing
So I unscrewed the top from the bottle & held it against my twitching sphincter
A rather loud fart rattled it's way from my chocolate spider via my boxers and work trousers into the bottle.
I quickly screwed on the lid, giggling out loud at the noise that'd just emanated from my arse, my other work colleague had witnessed the entire event and was almost wetting himself at the sight & sound of a bottled bottom burp
I left the bottle on the side near the sink for a few minutes, before checking that my experiment had worked. Having studied chemistry I knew how to smell the contents properly by wafting my hand over the now unscrewed bottle. Woah! it worked, I couldn't believe it, awesome!
So after rolling around the workshop for a good five minutes my colleague and I returned to our jobs still quietly giggling to ourselves.
The next person to enter the workshop was the gaffer!
I was busy serving a customer at the till when my colleague said to the boss that I'd been a little unwell after lunch and got him to smell his untainted bottle of Oasis, then pointed at the other bottle near the sink. You can guess what happened next can't you.... yup, the gaffer took a hearty inhale of the contents of the bottom burp bottle...
..."Woah bloody hell" he exclaimed "that's a bit wrong" whilst everyone else in the workshop was wetting themselves laughing, he still looked a bit bemused, until my colleague told him about the actual contents of the bottle.
Laugh, I've not laughed so hard in years, my sides were aching, tears were streaming down my face, god knows what the customer thought though...