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  • I'm considerably more stupid than you.
  • crikey
    Free Member

    I know this because less than 2 hours after collecting a new car, I took it out to get some petrol, and got flashed by a speed camera on the way back home.

    Mr stupid at your service…

    First speeding offence in 12 years….

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    and the new car is a diesel? no?, go on, go and check 🙂

    all those extra octanes making you drive at maddening speed

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    maybe the camera just wanted you to feel special ?

    crikey
    Free Member

    Stupid Dumbo knobber, but I did get the right fuel in…

    Just a wee bit nippier than the last car.

    Bikingcatastrophe
    Free Member

    Admirably underlined by posting in the wrong forum too. Well done sir. 😀

    oldgit
    Free Member

    Classique

    crikey
    Free Member

    Thank you, I think I may abandon all further attempts at anything requiring competence for the rest of the day.

    flippinheckler
    Free Member

    Were you distracted because you were on the phone and didn’t see the camera, did you also spill your coffee.

    d45yth
    Free Member

    Depending how much over the speed limit you were going, you might just have to go and spend a day in a classroom. Well worth it if it keeps the points off your licence.

    paulosoxo
    Free Member

    Were you distracted because you were on the phone and didn’t see the camera, did you also spill your coffee.

    No, that was me.

    yunki
    Free Member

    probably uglier too..

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    Depending how much over the speed limit you were going, you might just have to go and spend a day in a classroom. Well worth it if it keeps the points off your licence.

    It’s only half a day, but feels a lot longer

    crikey
    Free Member

    Nope, just thinking its quicker than the old one then flash….

    bruneep
    Full Member

    It’s only half a day, but feels a lot longer

    The one and only time I delivered a speed awareness course it felt like 3 days for me.

    It was obvious that the assembled crowd were there for one reason only, to avoid “the points”. Made it hard going for me. Never ever again.

    bigyinn
    Free Member

    Why else would anyone go to one of those courses?
    Would sir like point on one’s licence or would sir prefer to pay out a bit of dosh and perhaps even LEARN something that could save their life?

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