“OK then, what FSB is the phrase you say to a drive who just overtook you with 3cm to spare on a narrow stretch of road, when you catch up with her at the next queue of traffic less than 100m further up the road?”

“er… that would be F****** S**** B****, Bob”

“That’s correct – and did you feel better for using that phrase?”
“I did Bob, I did”
“OK, great. You have control of the board, what letter would you like next?”

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