http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184658/Is-joining-Facebook-sign-youre-psychopath-Some-employers-psychologists-say-suspicious.html

Slow news day? That’s lame even by DM standards.

accused theater shooter James Holmes and Norwegian mass murder Anders Behring Breivik have common ground in their lack of Facebook profiles.

That’s possibly the shittest statistic I’ve ever seen, and I used to watch American Football. They both had hair too, best only employ bald people from now on.

out of the psychopaths i work with, none of them have facebook. the only other person i know without facebook is Jamie.

what does that say about jamie?!

😯

accused theater shooter James Holmes and Norwegian mass murder Anders Behring Breivik have common ground in their lack of Facebook profiles

And in the fact that they were male, white, had two legs, woke up in the mornin and pooed out of their bottoms.

And in other news; ducks float, wood floats, therefore ducks are made of wood.

😯

every day’s a school day here on STW.

If we don’t start rounding up none Facebook users now then we’ll all be sorry.

I just hope our coalition government look into this and act quickly before it’s too late.

*like*

The Psychologist (and only expert) they quote Dipl.-Psych. Christoph Möller isn’t a specialist in this area. He deals with addiction in adolescents and children.
Also, they link to a Slashdot comment – read all the comments for hilarity 🙂
I also enjoy how they say people not on ‘social networks’ are suspicious, and then goes on to say

Breivik, who murdered 77 people with a car bomb and mass shooting

used Myspace. Since when is Myspace not a social network? Unlikely, but begs the question whether someone at Facebook commissioned this….

And in other news; ducks float, wood floats, therefore ducks are made of wood.

You’re not wrong.

Are you saying I needn’t bother reading the news article?

Got no time for Facebook, as too busy going batshit insane…

Also, all recent mass murders have at some point bought milk.

You’ll never feel safe in the dairy again…

I’m on Facebook and I’m a psychopath.

Now where’s my axe?

I’m not on facebook…
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Mwah-ha-ha-haaaaaa!

I have a Facebook profile under a pseudonym with a picture of a very obvious transsexual. What does that make me ?

Hard to pick between multiple personality disorder, gender dysphoria and persecution complex.

Better call the men in the white coats. (Who said that ??)

i’m not on facebook and imafreakinkillya!

Since when is Myspace not a social network? Unlikely, but begs the question whether someone at Facebook commissioned this….

But he was the only one left on there… 😆

Oh this explains why so few people have joined my FB psychopaths group.

Can I just say…Jamie…whoever you are, your posts are most amusing.

Hard to pick between multiple personality disorder, gender dysphoria and persecution complex.

Well, they’re certainly out to get you, whoever you are.

I have a Facebook profile under a pseudonym with a picture of a very obvious transsexual. What does that make me ?

Hard to pick between multiple personality disorder, gender dysphoria and persecution complex.

Better call the men in the white coats. (Who said that ??)

This made me snort bogeys out in laughter.

I have a suspicion you’re affiliated with the medical world.

Also I LOL”d at Jamies FMJ reference.

Using fb too much and people become narcissists you cant win

Oh this explains why so few people have joined my FB
psychopaths group.

LOL

I talk to my friends in real life!

I have a Facebook profile under a pseudonym with a picture of a very obvious transsexual. What does that make me ?

Confused?

I’ve been thinking about it for the last few weeks, decided I’m gonna “kill” my FB profile when I start college.