FACK! (click on pics to make bigger)

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/individualLot.html?lotId=15773430&searchType=onSaleNow

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Woman scorned I'd guess.

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Not as bad as I could imagine to be honest. I was expecting Nitromors to be involved at least.

When dogging goes wrong….

My ex wife did exactly that to my nice shiny silver Golf GTi.

Seriously?!! What happened? Did you let it go etc?

Jeez KT – I always figured you'd be hard work to live with but…

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Seriously, I kept the car and let the wife go.

£1k in spraying as I recall.

Gotta love this bit – simple but effective

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Good effort its very difficult to scratch curved letters

CVNT just doesn't work the same

Cook Pass Babtridge

The paint over every seat though- thats attention-to-detail.

Brilliant.

I bet all he did was forget her birthday…

The paint over every seat though- thats attention-to-detail.

Ah now see, I didn't get the paint on the seat treatment, the neighbours had restrained her by that point.

Fack. How come you let it go? 1k 🙁

Its a BMW, it was probably parked straddling two disabled bays in Asda. 🙂

Fack. How come you let it go? 1k

Her actions albeit extreme were pretty well justified at the time.

Ah, you were in the process of trading her in 😉

Yerp, something like that.

Do something stupid and you get a result I guess!

Might come out with some Mr Sheen…

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Do something stupid and you get a result I guess!

Might come out with some Mr Sheen…

You leave Charlie out of this, it's probably his beemer!

It'll buff out. Maybe.

Anyone seen the pic of the Audi with a pick axe embedded in its bonnett? Class.

That's a fake, not enough damage done to surrounding panelwork and not enough people standing staring.

Yes, and you'd hav done it to the windows for sure.

More expensive still would be to remove the sump plug and scrawl **** you on the sump. Starts car, engine dies horribly, tows to garage, garage look under and see the message – lovely.

My old flatmate was a bit of a tart and he'd say more or less anything to get girls into bed. Unfortunately he picked one who lived 3 doors up who believed everything he said. One or two late night shouting sessions at him from the road outside she decided that enough was enough and did the car in the driveway with paint stripper. Luckily, for the first time, he'd parked there rather than me.

He decided it was fair enough and although it was expensive it was a decent lesson in behaving himself. Oddly, when I bumped into him a year later, he was seeing the girl in question.

Woman STW forum member scorned I'd guess.

More expensive still would be to remove the sump plug and scrawl **** you on the sump. Starts car, engine dies horribly, tows to garage, garage look under and see the message – lovely.

You'd be surprised how far you can drive with zero oil in the sump and not do damage…(read as miles, not seconds) 😳

Love the interior, Peter Crouch's car possibly.

did it belong to tiger woods?