Liked Max Cavaleras' suggestion of swallowing a hand grenade, maybe right before riding off a high, sheer cliff
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If you were going to kill yourself, how would you do it?
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Posted 2 years ago #
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I knew somebody who jumped off the Forth Road Bridge but landed in the water next to a passing lifeboat (rather than landing on the concrete which is the preferred choice for most). Ended up in hospital with all of the same problems as she had previously, but with the additional problems of a load of broken bones and the knowledge that she was even rubbish at suicide.
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suicide bomb among a large gathering of adult, non-disabled tricycle riders
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I believe the 'best' method, if we're using 'best to describe cleanest and least painful and most likely to produce a succesful result, is lock yourself in a hotel room for the night and stick a face mask on connected to a helium bottle. That way you just pass out painlessly and suffocate and no-one you love will find your slowly cooling corpse. Thecleaners will find you next morning so no chance of you being interrupted.
Personally I'd try and make my suicide look like an accident, that way your family isn't filled with self-guilt about possibly causing it and the insurance companies pay out.
Something like a fall into a quarry when riding along the top on a bike, everyone would believe i was incompetant enough to do that.
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Id throw myself in front of the 06:18 to Paddington at Twyford station just to piss-off thousands of random people....
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Personally I'd try and make my suicide look like an accident
In the weeks after a famous person commits suicide the number of fatal car crashes by solo drivers spikes.Posted 2 years ago # -
i reckon being eaten by a shark would be quite a mental way to go.
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Gotta make sure that jump is from at least 7 storeys to statistically ensure success (apparently)
Always intrigued by the (Japanese?) suicide 'craze' of lighting a disposable BBQ in a closed room....
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I saw the effect it had a mate when his Dad did it years ago, I struggle to even joke about it ....
If I was to do it I'd have to literally be alone in the world and to know I'd never be found by anyone who it would affect.
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Id throw myself in front of the 06:18 to Paddington at Twyford station just to piss-off thousands of random people...
Please don't do that Stoner, my missus catches that train and will piss and moan about it to me for ages. Much better to jump in front of a train heading the other direction so that your death will benefit hundreds of people by reducing the amount of time they have to spend in the shit hole of Reading.
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I'd try to get hold of a shed-load of pure heroin & overdose on it. I'm sure it's possible.
Other methods:
Hanging (wife's cousin) - Nah.
Cutting own throat with open razor (Great-aunt's husband in 1930s) -nah
Driving car off multistorey car park (drinking acquaintance) -nah
Jumping down tower block stairwell (Good friend, still miss him) -nahOld age is the ideal way.
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Dont worry Ben - I have more sympathy with your missus
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/deserving-of-sympathy-or-contempt
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Please don't do that Stoner, my missus catches that train and will piss and moan about it to me for ages
Compassionate woman your Mrs?
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she sounds like my kind of gal
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I'm liking that black hole idea a lot. Although even if you were crushed down into a singularity, surely you'd still weigh the same as before, except they'd be able to bury you in a tiny wee coffin?
Mine would be some sort of Evil Knievel style stunt involving a ramp, a stunning geographical feature, and a double decker bus filled with fireworks.
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I'd read the Koran to a lion or tiger.
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i've changed my mind. i will kill myself and probably many others by trying to do business with mongolians...... i can feel the life force draining away already, 6 weeks in...... I think Genghis Khan conquered the world by shrugging his shoulders and looking around sheepishly when something needed to be done
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