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  • If you only watch one unicorn taking a dump in to ice cream cones today….
  • CaptainFlashheart
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    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q[/video]

    leffeboy
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    Advertising genius

    lucien
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    What

    The

    Fark

    v8ninety
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    Wow.

    ChubbyBlokeInLycra
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    If ever a unicorn needed to be ringfenced…..

    spicer
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    Amazing

    piemonster
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    I want a unicorn that shits multi coloured ice cream

    matt_outandabout
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    You are sh*tt*ng me…

    DiscJockey
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    I’ve sort of got one already – I bought a plastic foot stool that tucks up near the toilet so my kids can go to the loo on their own.

    I’m off to try it now. Might report back later….

    aracer
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    Two unicorns one cup?

    cheers_drive
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    Brilliant

    hammyuk
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    Weirdly enough there’s fact behind it!
    After a two week stay in hospital recently and enough codeine to block the Panama Canal I got handed one of those….

    thegreatape
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    I thought loads of people did this? I certainly do. (Put my feet up on something, not poo rainbows).

    slackalice
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    Mrs Slack saw this on FB yesterday an ordered one straight away. I’m looking forward to using it 😀

    Kojaklollipop
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    Halarious – although I have to admit some of the best dumps I ever had were when I was travelling in the Middle East and your only choice was to squat, and using a hose pipe to cleanse yourself was quite nice too 🙂

    qwerty
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    Only £27 http://www.squattypotty.co.uk

    Makes sense, wacky ad.

    gofasterstripes
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    Awesome.

    Additionally I am now going to eat food colouring and send the pictures to ratemypoo.com.

    MoreCashThanDash
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    When that bloke is the next Brad Pitt that advert will come back to haunt him!

    grahamt1980
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    I got the feeling it would be an awesome screen test if they make a new princess bride

    sandwicheater
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    I’ve sort of got one already – I bought a plastic foot stool that tucks up near the toilet so my kids can go to the loo on their own.

    I’m off to try it now. Might report back later…

    This. Come on number two.

    grahamt1980
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    Do you not need to eat a playdoh shaper to get the ridges?

    convert
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    Alright, I take it all back. Always said advertising was bobbins, but I’ve just watched an advert about sitting on the throne from start to finish with a smile on my face.

    I will seriously consider a squatty potty

    I will never eat ice cream again.

    Genius advertising (I loved the toilet roll to wipe the kids faces/faeces!).

    nuke
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    Very good 🙂

    I want 2 things after watching that, a Squatty Potty and a pooping unicorn ice cream dispenser

    almightydutch
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    grahamt1980 – Member
    Do you not need to eat a playdoh shaper to get the ridges?

    Don’t you know anything about Unicorns?

    Never thought to use Mini Dutch’s little plastic step.

    Never has footstool been more apt….I presume it means average length of said evacuation

    ampthill
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    I’d noticed this when s£$%& in the woods

    aracer
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    The principle does seem to, but I’m not sure why you need to spend £27
    http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/90291330/

    nedrapier
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    or just lean forwards?

    footflaps
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    Brilliant ad!

    Moses
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    Wonderful ad, addressing a real problem for many people.
    I use an ordinary plastic stool for those special mo(ve)ments.

    The best & healthiest are still those freedom poos in the open air with plenty of moss and damp grass nearby.

    grahamt1980
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    Almighty dutch

    I know unicorns can crap fractal shapes if they want.
    My suggestion was for someone who posted and wanted to eat food colouring then make the pattern

    footflaps
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    wrong thread…

    hammyuk
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    footflaps – Member
    wrong thread…

    oooooo you little liar Tommy..

    thegreatape
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    The best & healthiest are still those freedom poos in the open air with plenty of moss and damp grass nearby.

    Dew covered moss is by the far the most tactile material for outdoor bum wiping.

    squirrelking
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    or just lean forwards?

    Letting it render other body parts on the way past? No ta.

    muppetWrangler
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    Letting it render other body parts on the way past? No ta.

    You need the patented tackle hammock, secure your tackle in comfort.

    nedrapier
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    ?

    They’re talking about the angle between your legs and your torso being too great when sitting normally on a toilet. You can make that angle more acute by a) buying a special stool and bring your legs up or b) leaning your torso forward.

    or wot?

    sands
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    almightydutch – Member

    Never thought to use Mini Dutch’s little plastic step.
    Never has footstool been more apt….I presume it means average length of said evacuation

    ‘applause’

    DrJ
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    I want one but I have to have parcels delivered to work, and I’m afraid that would be essentially career-ending …

    corroded
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    I have to admit that I tried it this morning (7.50am, like clockwork) using a ‘box’ and found it a superior defacatory experience. That is all.

    bigyinn
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    Im not sure about that, reducing the time for evacuations? How will I get peace in the house now if my times are slashed?

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