I didn’t want this to get lost in the big thread so feel free to delete once I get my answer!
Will the tax on the belgian chocolates I sell go up?
Will I be able to retire anywhere I want in the eu?

You’ll be a chocolate oligarch and live a life of luxury until the newly combined super power of the united states of North Korea invade us.

leaving the EU is like making love to a beautiful woman?

It’s like normal Brexit but with Toblerone. So that’ll be no to the Belgian.

Will the tax on the Belgian chocolates I sell go up?

Yes.

Will I be able to retire anywhere I want in the eu?

Only if you are considerably richer than everyone else.

bollocks. My Swiss Tony jokes were better but too slow. I hate going second.

Mmm swiss brexit.

I can see my local co-op needing a bigger safe.

(as seen in the co-op in some scruffy town in CH a couple of weeks ago)

In answer to your OP: 1.Yes, 2.No

johnx2 – Member

bollocks. My Swiss Tony jokes were better but too slow. I hate going second.

yeah, but it’s all about timing 😉

That’s one thing about Switzerland. The flag’s a big plus.

I hate going second.

Much the same as when making love to a beautiful woman

Does this also mean reintroduction of national service?

Oh don’t tempt Nigel.

Does this also mean reintroduction of national service?

…along with mandatory rifle ownership, bunker digging and bridge charge laying?
I refuse to speak german with a swiss accent. I’ll sound like Clouseau!

They have a mountain bike regiment in the army I think

And useless knives.

Nah, lots of uses. Cutting things, probably.