a rice bag that doesn’t split when you open it?

For Flips Sake!

Off to find a dust pan and brush.

Elfinsafety’s Top Tip:

Open bayg over a large bowl, in case of spillage. Use scissors. Decant rice into large jar or container.

If they can put a man on the moon

but did they…………………………………….

…or a set of solar fairy lights that will actually charge up in British winter light conditions?

Gah.

The guy who runs our local offy reckons that it’s impossible to get a hangover if you drink Glenns Vodka. I’d take that over a bag of rice anyday…

but did they…………………………………….

Well of course they din’t, we know that. But some technology is very clever. Unlike HTS, unfortunately.

What’s your son got to say about his dad, Harry?

…or a set of solar fairy lights that will actually charge up in British winter light conditions?

you actually bought a set of those and thought they would work?

2 sets. They work. Sometimes.

Elfinsafety, what do you mean ‘WE’ know they didn’t? Ever seen the Saturn V exhibit/s up close and personal? I suspose Skylab, launched in 1973 was a hoax as well?

OP when will you learn to cook rice?

dont encourage him weest with his conspiracy theories it is like shaking fizzy pop then opening the can

OP when will you learn to cook rice?

He can cook rice.
He had good teacher.

from Nasa to HTS

I suspose Skylab, launched in 1973 was a hoax as well?

No because my uncle worked on it! 😀

And did your uncle propagate the moon landing hoax theory in you?

No but I think he’s got some runner beans going in his vegetable patch. Possibly some raddishes, but I’m not sure.

Next year I will grow more tomatoes.

BTW Junkyard, hows that bike, has the crashing curse got you yet? 🙄

He had good teacher.

Was it you or Iqbal? Yew’s Mount (only just realised how dodgy that sounds) was 21 years ago.

If they can put a man on the moon
but did they…………………………………….

‘Course they did. Every conspiracy theory has been comprehensively shot down, but of course the conspiracy nuts believe that’s just another part of the conspiracy. They’re no different to people who have you believe that dinosaurs are fake and the world really was created in seven days.

what is a rice bag?

has the crashing curse got you yet?

no crash yet on the bike even done Ae downhillcourseon it. Did shatter the mech first ride mind on the HighStreet

This is.

aaaaahhhh….

MTFU and cook your rice properly!

How else do you cook it?

we are no longer capable of putting a man on the moon.

…or making rice bags that don’t chooching* explode when you open them.

*a new dirty word that I have invented.

dude, scissors

and those plastic bag closers for afterwards

Never mind landing on it, im not even sure the moon exists at all

Jeez do you live on microwave dinners?

Who?

It’s a kilo bag of basmati… although you’ve got me thinking now. I’ll bang it in the microwave and report back if it blows the door off.

If they can put a rocket made out of an empty tin of beans and an upturned funnel on Button Moon, anything is possible.

and don’t you cynical gits start with all the “Button Moon was filmed in a studio you fool”, cos I won’t stand for it.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVGf3ePIO04[/video]

Harry, I’ve had to report you as now you’ve told me that word’s dirty, I’m offended by it.

WON’T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?

it’s fine to chooching the front door, that’s in the STW manual, I’ve checked.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfsMZKwqw3w[/video]

Proof!

The clangers got the whistling door open

It’s quite clear to me that you are wrong TJ, that film is a fake. anyone with intelligence and common understanding would realize this. You can’t use copper and iron in space lol!they’d explode. you need proper high grade aeronautical materials like my 3AL-x Titanium bike, it’s made out of old mig fighters y’know?

It struck me one time that the effort involved in faking a moon landing would be far more than actually doing it, therefore they did land on the moon.