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  • If Chuck Norris claimed expenses
  • eldridge
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    Chuck Norris might ask: “How much can I claim?”

    And the people vetting his claim would say

    “How much do you want to claim?”

    Looks like our Honourable and Right Honourable Members have been thinking they’re Chuck Norris

    BigDummy
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    Chuck Norris doesn’t have to claim expenses. The expenses know they’re his.

    GaryLake
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    Chuck Norris has no need for expenses, for this would suggest that Chuck Norris needs to pay for the things he wants in the first place.

    pedalhead
    Free Member

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    leebaxter
    Free Member

    He could probably reach his limit with claims for just numchucks and ammo.

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    Chuck Norris wears only a T-shirt and jeans on a night out in Newcastle -no matter how cold it is.

    leebaxter
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    Chuck Norris wears only a T-shirt and jeans on a night out in Newcastle -no matter how cold it is.

    so does everyone else.

    juan
    Free Member

    LOL @ leebaxter…

    We all know chuck norris wont even blend

    Jezkidd
    Free Member

    Superman wears chuck norris pajamas

    coffeeking
    Free Member

    I’ve still got no idea who chuck norris is and have never seen a film with him in?

    sootyandjim
    Free Member

    Chuck Norris can count to infinity, twice.

    Jezkidd
    Free Member

    Chuck norris doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the world down

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    well done lee, I hoped someone would get it!

    ahwiles
    Free Member

    There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    😐

    If Chuck Norris did a Chuck Norris “joke” – would it actually be funny for once or would it be infinitely shit ?

    Jezkidd
    Free Member

    Chuck Norris doesn’t mow the lawn, he stares at the grass and dares it to grow

    nsaints
    Free Member

    Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter

    WhatWouldJesusRide
    Free Member

    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    Leku
    Free Member

    The Queen has a picture of Chuck Norris on her cash.

    eldridge
    Free Member

    Chuck Norris doesn’t have to claim expenses. The expenses know they’re his.

    Chuck Norris has no need for expenses, for this would suggest that Chuck Norris needs to pay for the things he wants in the first place

    Brilliant guys, thanks!

    My post was sort of based on the old joke: If Chuck Norris asks you what time it is, you say “What time do you want it to be?”

    But now I can see that Chuck Norris does not need to ask the time. Time knows what Chuck Norris wants it to be!

    LOL

    RudeBoy
    Free Member

    I just tried to go on Chuck Norris’ website, but my computer got up and roundhouse kicked me in the face! 😯

    Onzadog
    Free Member

    It’s said that Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.

    Pook
    Full Member

    Bruce Lee can kick the living poop out of chuck norris.

    firestarter
    Free Member

    sir chuck of norris



    paulosoxo
    Free Member

    google ‘find chuck norris’ and hit the I feel lucky button 🙂

    Onzadog
    Free Member

    When it’s rainig, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet; the rain gets Chuck Norris’d

    beaker
    Full Member

    Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before anyone could tell him there was a stripper inside.

    BlingBling
    Free Member

    Chuck Norris’s hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

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