Chuck Norris might ask: "How much can I claim?"
And the people vetting his claim would say
"How much do you want to claim?"
Looks like our Honourable and Right Honourable Members have been thinking they're Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris claimed expenses
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Posted 3 years ago #
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to claim expenses. The expenses know they're his.
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Chuck Norris has no need for expenses, for this would suggest that Chuck Norris needs to pay for the things he wants in the first place.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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He could probably reach his limit with claims for just numchucks and ammo.
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Chuck Norris wears only a T-shirt and jeans on a night out in Newcastle -no matter how cold it is.
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Chuck Norris wears only a T-shirt and jeans on a night out in Newcastle -no matter how cold it is.
so does everyone else.
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LOL @ leebaxter...
We all know chuck norris wont even blend
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Superman wears chuck norris pajamas
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I've still got no idea who chuck norris is and have never seen a film with him in?
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Chuck Norris can count to infinity, twice.
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Chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down
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well done lee, I hoped someone would get it!
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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If Chuck Norris did a Chuck Norris "joke" - would it actually be funny for once or would it be infinitely shit ?
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he stares at the grass and dares it to grow
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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The Queen has a picture of Chuck Norris on her cash.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to claim expenses. The expenses know they're his.
Chuck Norris has no need for expenses, for this would suggest that Chuck Norris needs to pay for the things he wants in the first place
Brilliant guys, thanks!
My post was sort of based on the old joke: If Chuck Norris asks you what time it is, you say "What time do you want it to be?"
But now I can see that Chuck Norris does not need to ask the time. Time knows what Chuck Norris wants it to be!
LOL
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I just tried to go on Chuck Norris' website, but my computer got up and roundhouse kicked me in the face!
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It's said that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
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Bruce Lee can kick the living poop out of chuck norris.
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sir chuck of norris
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google 'find chuck norris' and hit the I feel lucky button
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When it's rainig, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet; the rain gets Chuck Norris'd
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before anyone could tell him there was a stripper inside.
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Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
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