Makes you sink…..

Asparagus… makes you stink.

Conjunctivitis – Makes you blink

Difficult question makes you fink

sun – makes you pink

Galvanization… makes you zinc.

Makes you kink.

Sand in your eye.

Makes you wink.

EU thread… drive you to drink

….makes you Link.

Chinese restaurant – food made by [censored – UKIP joke]

iDave diet – makes you shrink

Mix Batman and Green Hornet and you’ll get…

Cables – makes you sync

Mustela lutreola – Makes you mink.

Silly thread,see a shrink.

Makes you shrink…

Having an atomic number of 30……

Upset an squid and he’ll spray you with ink.

Standing too close to the edge – puts you on the brink.

Madskilz @ Rampage makes you Zink

Edit: or Vink

Eat beans and artichokes, makes you stink.

‘edging’ takes you to the brink…

Being naughty with children got Rolf in the clink

A weasel, a stoat? No, it must be a mink

Skating occurs on a rink.

Why are we doing this though?

Sully & Mike make Monsters Inc.

Why are we doing this though?

…because our alien lizard overlords are using mind control rays on us and we’re not wearing tinfoil hats?

A slow pass…makes you jink.

“…because our alien lizard overlords are using mind control rays on us and we’re not wearing tinfoil hats?”

Seems entirely logical in that case.

Adding a href makes you link

JHJ has made me think !

Cheers, makes you clink!

A cheeky lift over the keeper is known as a dink.

Warning- controversial content, please do not read further if easily offended:

Living in a caravan, stealing metal and laying dodgy driveways for cash… makes you a tink.

No prisoner ever escaped from Stalag 13

Being the current manager of Chelsea FC.

Makes you Guus Hiddink.

Half human half lion?

Makes you sphinx