Wish my top half was as muscular as my bottom half. I’d have the old shirt off at the slights hint of sun. Instead I look like an extra out of Schindler’s List

Were opposites, I have a muscular top half and scrawny legs (despite cycling) I look like one of those sted heads that hang around gyms who have forgotten to work their legs out. Swap my top for your bottom?

lol, one of us is going to get the shit end of the stick here

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat and a bat and a six four Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
Cause she don’t know me but yo she’s really fine

Hey I wish I had my way
‘Cause every day would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway jump red lights

My top half is fat and manbooby

My bottom half is all tight buns and thighs. (Probably the effort needed to hold up the top half)

loving the skee-lo

that was what was running through my mind as I clicked on the thread

Hey Richard, don’t go changin’.

I wish girls would stop chasing me.

I wish I could grow “proper” stubble.

I wish the wee boy who can’t play the pipes properly would **** off somewhere faraway from my office and for the tourists to stop applauding! Deef in Central Edinburgh.