I need a job title, yesterday my MRs was promoted to
Head of adult education, where as I am just a humble milk man.
So I was thinking of maybe calling my self a logistical dairy coordinator
And maybe come up with some b*** s*** terms
Like ring fence those cattle
Some help required please
Thanks

Bovine Fluid Conveyancing Specialist

Loving it already
Cheers

Lactose distribution facilitator?
Coordinator of cream?
The Sultan of Semi skimmed?
The Yogi of yoghurt?

add senior to the title for added emphasis…
director for in charge of stuff

Mike Smith
Senior Consultant & Technical Director

My primary remit is to provide a comprehensive suite of lifecycle management strategy support system solutions to mobile technical assets in the passenger mass transit sector.

Milk-man!

MTG – bus driver?

Unartificial inseminator.

President of Bovine cereal accelerant distribution

Bus mechanic.
I use to supply the same comprehensive suite of lifecycle management strategy support system solutions to mobile technical assets in the retail and manufacturer supply chain sector when I was a truck mechanic.

Senior dairy stakeholder fulfillment consultant

Cow juice delivery operative

I think you may find you are referred to as a Milk PERSON

I prefer to call milk persons “milky”

Brilliant
I knew you wouldn’t let me down,

External Dairy Distribution Partner?

Here are my titles – depends upon what hat I need to wear.

regards

Coolhandluke
Director
Tea boy
Senior surveyor
Chain boy
Engineer
CAD operator
Labourer
IT department senior manager
Senior cycle to work advisory manager
Chief Estimator
Head buyer
HR departmental prick

Calcium intake enhancement evangelist?

Don’t get hung up on the job title – that’s the realm of people who have little self esteem.

The best ever job descriptions I’ve heard are…

[list][*]Assistant biscuit designer[/*][*]Turnstile salesman[/*][/list]

And both of these people freeely revealed this to a standup comedian!

Slightly off topic but one of the best T-shirts I’ve ever seen said:

‘Trainee Gynaecologist’

As for the milk thing:

‘Manipulator of Mammary Gland Produce’

…and whilst we’re on the subject of cows…

Q. What’s red and stands in a field ?

A. A cow in a tracksuit 😀

A job title can make a difference to people’s perception of you. I used to play a game when in my last job and people asked what I did.
“I work for a TV company”
“just a couple of days a week in a call centre”
Both true, very different reactions.
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Bovine-Derived Nourishment Facilitator
Breakfast Cereal Enhancement Operative.