Man gets whole live dover sole stuck in his throat….

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/12/paramedics-save-man-after-whole-fish-jumps-down-throat

props to the paramedics, hope the guy heals up and has learnt not to do it again!

Blimey. That was a lucky es-Carp.

He’s the sole survivor

Bit of a Fluke accident really. It was a good job the crew were in a Turbot diesel ambulance.

That tale seems a bit fishy to me!

It was cold that night – luckily he had his Puffer jacket on!

Wrong plaice, wrong time it seems.

definitely a show off, I reckon he did it on porpoise

On what scale are they measuring this incident?

Did it happen in a multi-storey carp ark?

click bait

It cod have bream a lot worse

I wouldn’t have known what to have done. I’d be floundering.

theotherjonv – Member

I wouldn’t have known what to have done. I’d be floundering. Fortunately the medic was a dab hand at this sort of thing

What a sprat

They should conchfishscate his fishing rod.

His politics?

He’s a ‘kipper of course.

it’s his caviar-lier attitude towards safety that I find so amazing. He had a throat and was determined to fillet , or so it breams

For Cod’s hake, the man nearly died and you lot are making fish puns.

Different dory if it was your mate floundering about, unable to breathe.

you lot are making fish puns.

Struggling to think of one to be honest.

I’ll mull it over for a bit and make a real effort.

make a real effort

Reel 🙄

I bet he thought he was a gonna as he felt his sole leave his body.

Brill! That story Charred me up, thanks.

ouch, if that s-crabs up it’ll take dace to heal

They should have taken him to the hospital on a motorpike and sidecarp.

Trout.

Fish puns are the best puns

I know! Any fin is possible!

And the name of the forceps used – McGills forceps!

I don’t believe a word of it, absolute codswallop

he was lucky not to need a sturgeon to operate.

Eel not do that again.

Brill. Just brill.

The emergency responder did well to ascertain that it was a blocked airway and not a poissoning.

I bet he scampi’d away with his tail between his legs after that one

He’ll be dropping a few squid in the paramedic’s Christmas drinkbtim I’ll bet!

I thought it was Cod that moves in mysterious ways.

howsyourdad1 – Member
I know! Any fin is possible!

Gold.
🙂

[video]https://youtu.be/SBClImpnfAg[/video]
Any relation of this bloke?

I thought I spiderfish in his throat